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paroxysmiclove

Milwaukee, WI

Member Since 2005

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Monday Apr 25, 2005

Apr 25, 2005
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ParoxysmicLove: Dude, question
ParoxysmicLove: what is the first thingyou would do if you woke up with a vagina?
RageFromWithin68: kill my self then and there
ParoxysmicLove: Awww.
ParoxysmicLove: i'd only be for a day.
ParoxysmicLove: *it'd
RageFromWithin68: still
RageFromWithin68: it shall not come back
ParoxysmicLove: Know what I'd do if I woke up witht he opposite genitalia? masturbate.
ParoxysmicLove: like fucking CRAZY
ParoxysmicLove: I'd milk it 'til it hurt
RageFromWithin68: oO;;;
ParoxysmicLove: oh yeah
RageFromWithin68: ok
ParoxysmicLove: then i'd rest, maybe examine my lovely testicles... then beat off again xDD
ParoxysmicLove: then get bored.
RageFromWithin68: oye
ParoxysmicLove: Likely thwack myself to see what the big deal is
ParoxysmicLove: ...then cry
ParoxysmicLove: then get bored and likely do it again.
RageFromWithin68: u would be doin it more then most men
ParoxysmicLove: lol
ParoxysmicLove: by thwack, i mean, is hit my nuts.
ParoxysmicLove: ....
ParoxysmicLove: i thought I'd never, ever have the opportunity to say that.
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mcbane13:
If I had a vagina....I'd make like a runaway felon to the nearest sex shop and buy an assortment of vibrators, dildos, you name it!

Then I'd use it's powers for evil.

biggrin
Apr 29, 2005
_boldaslove_:
^^^^^^
Amen, brother. XD
Apr 30, 2005

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