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paroxysmiclove

Milwaukee, WI

Member Since 2005

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Monday Feb 27, 2006

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SPOILERS! (Click to view)

1. I love being naked.
2. Bam Margera is fucking hot as hell,but I cannot be attracted to him (or anyone else, for that matter)because Bryan is the sexiest of all.
3. I've never purposely tanned.
4. I cant swim.
5. I am a victim of sexual assault.
6. Cake is so better than pie - though it's nothing compared to raspberry cheesecake.
7. I hate pineapple.
8. I'm doing an experiment - For 4 days I'm listening to angry, loudmusic (ie S.O.A.D.) And observing my temperament the rest of the day,then doing the same for 4 more days with my quiet, gentle music (ieNorah Jones). I'm then gonna compare the two days and see if music inthe morning DOES affect the rest of the day.
9. I prefer chicken to beef.
10. I love the occult.
11. I have never plucked or waxed my eyebrows.
12. Jackass is my favorite show.
13. I'm a goddamned democrat. Deal. With. It.
14. I'm agnostic. I'm by no means an atheist - I believe in thepossibility of higher power, but I absolutely despise organizedreligion. The bible is one big fairy tale to me. That does not mean,however, that I think any less of anyone that is a Christian. Irespect (and almost admire) your ability to have faith in something. Ijust think too much to be a good Christian.
15. I'm a musical dork - theyre usually my favorite kind of movies.
16. I laugh hysterically at horror movies.
17. I'm extremely flinchy.
18. I'm extremely protective over my friends. Seriously. I would, like, kill for them. <3
19. I wanna be a maternity nurse!
20. I love fire. It's hilarious, because I keep playing with my zippo and wasting my fuel.
21. Promiscuity, to me, is the most disgusting trait a person could ever possess.
22. Men thongs AREN'T sexy! They look disgusting!
23. Although I can't swim, I feel very much at home in the water.
24. I'm psychotic on a jet ski, but I'm one of the best drivers on them. Crazy.
25. I've never broken a bone, but I've gotten stitches twice.
26. Cars hurt, especially when they hit you. frown
27. I think that the sexiest part of a man is his shoulders. Seriously! If a man has strong, broad shoulders and has a decentbuild, and isn't wearing a shirt... Rowrrll!! Well, Bryan at least.
28. I have drank before, but I have never been drunk. I can never,ever drink to be drunk - hell, I've only drank twice anyhow!
29. One of the head cooks at work, Jimbo, reminds me so much of my father for some strange reason. It's hilarious.
30. My boss, Joe, has googly eyes.
31. I weigh 195 lbs - I work out 30 minutes per day, so I'm trying to lose the weight.
32. My breasts are a size 38B and I wear size 9 jeans.
33. Phil Margera is absolutely adorable!!!!
34. I have a pierced navel, and my earlobes are pierced twice each.
35. I didn't learn how to ride a bike until I was in the third grade.
36. I have never been in a food fight.
37. I've gone skinny dipping twice! Evan went with me! A bat bounced off my head!
38. Ive petted a wolf! <333 SHE WAS SO ADORABLE AND SWEET.
39. I'm from a biker family, and I think that Harleys truly are a part of my soul.
40. I've never held or shot a gun. I want to learn, though.
41. I refuse to ever drive a Ford. I'd feel anti-Semitic.
42. The only exception to the Ford rule is the 67 Mustang Shelby GT500 - its only a Ford body with a Shelby engine, so I wouldn't feel tooguilty. Plus, IT'S FUCKING HOT!
43. I hate thongs! Hate, hate, hate!
44. I roleplay online.
45. I've written lesbian erotica.
46. Homosexuals are the coolest people ever. If you're a 'phobe, don't talk trash around me. I'll verbally sodomize you.
47. I'm addicted to Filippo's pizza.
48. I suck horribly at video games.
49. I wish I could get full tattoo sleeves, but alas, I'm going to be a nurse and I want to be able to get a job.
50. Genital piercings freak the fuck out of me!
51. I'm dating a Republican. XD Ironic, if you get to know mewell. Oh well, he is good to me and is one of those non-assholerepublicans, so it's quite alright.
52. I want a ferret.
53. I think that pot smokers are the biggest losers ever. Unlessyou're dying of cancer or have glaucoma, you have no reason to be a pothead.
54. I also think that cigarettes are disgusting.
55. Fast food is just as disgusting!
56. I am completely incapable of being a vegetarian or vegan.
57. Punk girls are pretty damn hot.
58. Raspberries and Maraschino cherries are my addiction.
59. I'm a spelling dork! I was in a state spelling bee in the fifth grade.
60. I want to go to Japan and Ireland. XD Pocky and sexy accents!
61. I love movies with subtitles.
62. I have black cousins! Through marriage, of course. XD I'm so black, oh yeah.
63. I. HATE. RAP. Except for Kanye West. :x He's cool.
64. I can't watch movies with Keanu Reeves! I absolutely hate him! The only movie I can tolerate (because of Charlize Theron and AlPacino) is Devil's Advocate.
65. I love photography - especiallythose featuring artful nudity. Porn pictures are pathetic, But nudemen and women photography is awesome to me. We were born naked, so whynot?
66. I'm beginning to actually miss Milwaukee.
67. I'm afraid of being an adult. I'm responsible and such, but being onmy own without my father scares me because I love him so much.
68. Conversely, I hate my mother. Shes an abusive felon and, overall, just a bad person.
69. I love to sing, but I'm too afraid to sing in front of people.
70. I FUCKING HATE HUMMERS! GOD, just get a NORMAL car!
71. I hate Japanese motorcycles even more! Some Hondas are okay, but crotch rockets are a disgrace.
72. I love merry go rounds.
73. My first kiss was from my best friend. We were 14 years old - and hes now gay. XD
74. Masturbation is healthy and natural!
75. Blood tastes cool. I've had so many bloody noses that I've actually grown accustomed to the flavor!
76. I love reading. Seriously. Give me a good book, a quiet room, and I'll be set for hours.
77. I have a library book in my room that was due at school the October of Junior year. :x
78. My dad makes the best fried rice ever.
79. I can't even stand on a skateboard!
80. I am terrified of heights, but I want to sky dive at least once in my life.
81. I love blueberry and banana nut muffins to the max!
82. I still watch cartoons!
83. I want to see the Amazon.
84. I've never eaten a mango.
85. I haven't been to the zoo in three years!
86. To clear up any confusion, no, I do not have a penis.
87. I cannot drink mountain dew - when I was in the third grade, Iwas mobbed by a group of kids. One kid threw a Mtn Dew bottle full ofpiss at me and some got in my mouth. To this day, I still taste peewhen I drink it.
88. I think that women shouldn't have to feelfat just because TV says they are. A little bit of fat is perfectlyhealthy, just so long as you aren't massively overweight.
89. I wear a size 11 shoe.
90. I absolutely adore opera.
91. Saukvilles Rendezvous is the coolest thing on the face of the planet.
92. I want a sword, though nobody would be allowed to touch it.
93. I own a vibrator. I bought it on New Years.
94. I'm sorry Kat, but I still think Gwen Stefani sold out.
95. I bite my nails.
96. My father looks like Santa Claus! NO, HE DOES NOT LOOK LIKE ZZ TOP.
97. Both of my grandmothers and one of my grandfathers are dead.
98. My brother and I are the youngest of my cousins and I - Heidi,Miles, and Patrick are in their twenties, and my cousins on my dadsside are old enough to be my parents.
99. Spontaneity is the best thing about relationships.
100. I miss having dogs so much, but my kitty, Skitz, is amazing enough to make up for it!



Holy crap, an entry.

halfjack:
mountain dew actually tastes like piss, so don't worry. ps, lighten up on drug using, cigarette smoking, permiscuous folk. you seem so open-minded about a lot of other things. i'm not saying you can't think what you think, but just remember to extend the same amount of patience that you sort of extend to christians

edited cuz i forgot to write "dew." it sounded poetic though

[Edited on Mar 04, 2006 8:00PM]
Mar 4, 2006
halfjack:
i don't think there is any way of saying this without sounding like a dick, but i'll say it nonetheless. keep in mind, you are only 18. those fuckups will get worse. your friends may turn that way. who knows what will happen in college. sometimes it's more complicated than the friends or family you have
Mar 4, 2006

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