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paroxysmiclove

Milwaukee, WI

Member Since 2005

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Friday Oct 28, 2005

Oct 28, 2005
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Hm, benci tagged me. I guess I have to do this thingy. oO

1. As a child, I absolutely HATED peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. If my peanut butter touched any form of jelly, I'd make myself barf so I didn't have to eat it. (Wait - that part only happened once. Either way.)

2. I was introduced to sex at the tender age of 9. My best friend of the time, Heather (age 10) seemed to know everything there was to know. She's the one who taught me how to masturbate. So, basically, I've been masturbating since I was in the 4th grade. I hate it.

3. I used to think that my perineum was my clitoris. Boy, was I ever wrong.

4. I am self-abusive - meaning, when I get extremely upset with myself, I punch at myself, scratch at my skin, but I've never cut myself. I'm by NO MEANS a cutter.

5. When I was about.. 7 or so, my friend Brian and I were always together. Two peas in a pod. We were always looking for things to catch.. And one time we took a stick, went to the giant pine tree in front of his house, and pushed a nightengale nest into a coffee can so that we could each have a pet bird. Needless to say, we got caught and Brian got into a shitload of trouble. I just got kinda lectured by my dad.

6. I enjoy anal sex. I'm shy about that, but.. I'll admit it: i love anal.

7. I might not be able to have children.

8. MY UTERUS REALLY HURTS RIGHT NOW. (On an unrelated note)

9. I'm a compulsive eater. I eat out of boredom and rarely for actual hunger. I'm struggling with my weight on account of it.

10. The only time I ever drank, I was raped. This is why (nevermind my own moral hatred for it) I refuse to touch alcohol. Others my age drinking terrifies me, because it could easily happen to them as well.

11. MY FUCKING UTERUS STILL HURTS.

12. My bologna has a first name. it's Vagina.

13. Speaking of compulsive eating, I'm currently eating ravioli oO; it's half hot, half lukewarm. Fucking microwave.

14. I have this weird obsessive-compulsive thing where I cannot leave my hair the fuck alone. I have to keep it up, otherwise I go absolutely neurotic.

15. I toss salad for a living.

....oh shut the fuck up, I mean the real kinda salad. GAWD.

16. I absolutely hate holidays. Christmas, Thanksgiving, Easter, birthdays, ALL OF IT. You can blame my alcoholic cuntbag of a mother for that.

17. My biggest dream would to be on Broadway, spare for the fact that I have the dancing abilities of a rock with palsy. -tsk-

18. Hi, my name is Nattie Cukrowski, and I'm addicted to webcomics. IE Something Positive, VG Cats, and Questionable Content.

19. When I was little, I used to put a laundry basket at the bottom of the basement stairs, then run to bed and pray that god would fill the basket with kittens.

....To this day, i have never received those kittens. No wonder I'm agnostic.

20. I have 34 A sized breasts.

Uh, tada.

I'm not gonna tag anyone 'cause.. feces are in my soup.

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