Augh, I'm sunburned! Eil sun. EVIL! -hiss!- Ah well, at least I got to get sharp, pointy objects at the Rendezvous. 
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I'M FUCKING TIRED. BED NOW.
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I'M FUCKING TIRED. BED NOW.
onecoldbastard:
yeah, thats about how I felt last night.
Did you end up seeing Ep3? If so, what'd you think?
Did you end up seeing Ep3? If so, what'd you think?
rabidus:
Uhh - yeah - i can't argue with that
People are icky.
A girlfriend of mine called me pudgy today. >> That, and she randomly insults my boobs. >< It gets irritating. I'm fine with my boobs, but I'm slightly sensitive about my weight. I'm by no means fat, but I do have a little extra softness on me. But that isn't pudge! it's healthy, normal, and I'm fine with me. yeah, I could...
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A girlfriend of mine called me pudgy today. >> That, and she randomly insults my boobs. >< It gets irritating. I'm fine with my boobs, but I'm slightly sensitive about my weight. I'm by no means fat, but I do have a little extra softness on me. But that isn't pudge! it's healthy, normal, and I'm fine with me. yeah, I could...
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onecoldbastard:
If you are still feeling not happy about Ep3, I gave it a steller review, I hid all the spoily stuff so as not to let you (or others) be spoileified if you don't wish to.
Definitely worth tolerating the crowd and poor seats we got stuck with for not waiting in line 12 hours. :p
Sorry I was not needed for my vibrating services, perhaps next time?
A guy can hope.
Hope you have an excellent night.
Definitely worth tolerating the crowd and poor seats we got stuck with for not waiting in line 12 hours. :p
Sorry I was not needed for my vibrating services, perhaps next time?
A guy can hope.
Hope you have an excellent night.
mcbane13:
Hey, If you need someone to teach your friend "manners"...you let me know...
Need a vibe? I see no wishlist...
Need a vibe? I see no wishlist...
fucking SCORE! It's been a kickass night. I went to see Hitchhiker's Guide with Bryan tonight, and it was awesome. Made out a bit at the end of the movie, then attacked each other with popcorn. Ahh, such fun. I'm watching Slave to the Metal on Fuse right now.. Fucking kickass night tonight, man. She's played a shitload of music I love - "Changes" by...
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need2xcap2:
of course...
onecoldbastard:
hmmm...
*turns off incubus mega-mix and puts on "Changes" then walks out to you*
How you doin'? *wink*
Gigety, gigety! Alright!
*turns off incubus mega-mix and puts on "Changes" then walks out to you*
How you doin'? *wink*
Gigety, gigety! Alright!
For the Milwaukee group mods: Saukville is just 30-40 minutes north of Milwaukee. I'm down there all the time, and I grew up there. Is that Milwaukee enough?
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joey:
i always get fucked out of seeing otep
and ehh...i wish i could be lucky ha
need2xcap2:
i like your journal enrty....welcome to the milwaukee group...don't let me down 
My boobs feel like they're growing. KEEP IT COMING, ROXANNE AND LINDA!
Anyhow, I'm watching Chicago right now.. oooh, my biggest dream come true would be to get into this show and be on broadway. I'd want to play Velma Kelly, or maybe even Roxie Hart. Oh, christ. I'd love it. Run around in ligerie, singing and dancing my fool head off for a living,...
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Anyhow, I'm watching Chicago right now.. oooh, my biggest dream come true would be to get into this show and be on broadway. I'd want to play Velma Kelly, or maybe even Roxie Hart. Oh, christ. I'd love it. Run around in ligerie, singing and dancing my fool head off for a living,...
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_boldaslove_:
Running around in lingerie singing, but not dancing?!
I say to hell with dancing. You wouldn't need it :x
I say to hell with dancing. You wouldn't need it :x
onecoldbastard:
a) your breasts are fine as those of us in the ibtc have told you before. They don't need to grow.
b) hmm you in lingerie singing and dancing? Thts your dream? cause funny thing, thats one of my dreams too!
b) hmm you in lingerie singing and dancing? Thts your dream? cause funny thing, thats one of my dreams too!
Anybody that talks to me tonight - I'm sick and I have my period, and that is making me cranky as all hell. Even ask Bryan. I had him sooo confused. xD I was cranky at first on the phone, then I was all normal, then I got mad at him for bashing hippies. xD I apologized sooo bad, though. He understands, though, because he...
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joey:
Also.. Am I the only person on S*G that doesn't smoke anything, whether it be tobacco or weed? oo;
No your not.I'm the same way
No your not.I'm the same way
Michelle's cleavage makes a good skittle target. Mine... Is a bigger challenge. Not much to throw into.
Michelle and Bryan both groped me at lunch today after the skittle games.
IT WAS A GOOD DAY.
Michelle and Bryan both groped me at lunch today after the skittle games.
onecoldbastard:
Lucky people these Michelle and Bryan...
*scribbles into a little back book with "Hit List" on the front* Do wer have last name to go with these first names?
BTW, if your interested I had cupons and so I have a great deal of skittles... ;-)
*scribbles into a little back book with "Hit List" on the front* Do wer have last name to go with these first names?
BTW, if your interested I had cupons and so I have a great deal of skittles... ;-)
-sigh- Well, here it comes.
I've been impulsively horny since Thursday. o_O I'll be sitting there, normal, minding my own damn business, when suddenly BAM!, I'm hit with a vaginal waterfall. Criminy. I've masturbated so many times since Saturday that I've lost count.
So, about that vibrator and cookie trade I offered before...

I've been impulsively horny since Thursday. o_O I'll be sitting there, normal, minding my own damn business, when suddenly BAM!, I'm hit with a vaginal waterfall. Criminy. I've masturbated so many times since Saturday that I've lost count.
So, about that vibrator and cookie trade I offered before...
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mcbane13:
Do you not have an on-call love slave?
If you don't, you really should look inot it. I hear others swear by them.
If you don't, you really should look inot it. I hear others swear by them.
onecoldbastard:
wow... umm, thasnks for sharing.... and chacne of getting pictures? or a video?
And if carrots hurt, the you should be glad your not in Oregon... ;-)
And if carrots hurt, the you should be glad your not in Oregon... ;-)
...Welllp, I got laid.
-blinku-
Anyhow, Wonder Showzen is hilarious xDD
-blinku-
Anyhow, Wonder Showzen is hilarious xDD
array:
Yes. I love Wonder Showzen. I just saw the one about the number 2 commiting suicide because he was never quite good enough.
And congrats on getting laid!
And congrats on getting laid!
ParoxysmicLove: Dude, question
ParoxysmicLove: what is the first thingyou would do if you woke up with a vagina?
RageFromWithin68: kill my self then and there
ParoxysmicLove: Awww.
ParoxysmicLove: i'd only be for a day.
ParoxysmicLove: *it'd
RageFromWithin68: still
RageFromWithin68: it shall not come back
ParoxysmicLove: Know what I'd do if I woke up witht he opposite genitalia? masturbate.
ParoxysmicLove: like fucking CRAZY
ParoxysmicLove: I'd milk...
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ParoxysmicLove: what is the first thingyou would do if you woke up with a vagina?
RageFromWithin68: kill my self then and there
ParoxysmicLove: Awww.
ParoxysmicLove: i'd only be for a day.
ParoxysmicLove: *it'd
RageFromWithin68: still
RageFromWithin68: it shall not come back
ParoxysmicLove: Know what I'd do if I woke up witht he opposite genitalia? masturbate.
ParoxysmicLove: like fucking CRAZY
ParoxysmicLove: I'd milk...
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mcbane13:
If I had a vagina....I'd make like a runaway felon to the nearest sex shop and buy an assortment of vibrators, dildos, you name it!
Then I'd use it's powers for evil.
Then I'd use it's powers for evil.
_boldaslove_:
^^^^^^
Amen, brother. XD
Amen, brother. XD
List four truths and one lie
Comment and guess which is the lie
1. I got cotton candy free from work tonight.
2. I have a cell phone.
3. My cat likes to play in the bathtub.
4. I'm allergic to most perfumes.
5. I'M A MOANER.
Comment with a guess, YO.
Kung Foo Hustle is confusing. O_o;;; It was funny, but in a weird...
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Comment and guess which is the lie
1. I got cotton candy free from work tonight.
2. I have a cell phone.
3. My cat likes to play in the bathtub.
4. I'm allergic to most perfumes.
5. I'M A MOANER.
Comment with a guess, YO.
Kung Foo Hustle is confusing. O_o;;; It was funny, but in a weird...
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rabidus:
You had to pay for that cotton candy didn't you
oooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
oooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
metaleric:
Thanks.

Maybe into some non sunburned places?
I'm just trying to help! Anything to make you feel good.