Monday Jun 13, 2005

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I wanna make a website dedicated to pissing people off. biggrin Does anybody have webspace they're willing to share, so that I don't have to resort to geocities or angelfire?

Please? I'll give you cookies.
onecoldbastard:
Hmmm, what kind of cookies? I have tons of webspaces. ;-)

Monday Jun 13, 2005

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Ah, what fun. Bryan's finally getting internet today, which should be cool for him. We're SUPPOSED to go swimming today, assuming it doesn't rain and I can drag Bryan away from the computer. Wee! ^^

EDIT:: We're not swimming today, that'll be on Wednesday. :/ Ah well, we're going walking in the rain in Port around 4:30 PM, so that'll be a blast. I hope...
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Sunday Jun 12, 2005

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Oh my GOD Mr and Mrs Smith was awesome. Maybe it was just 'cause Angelina Jolie was in it. She was in lingerie at one point, then she was half naked half of the time, and she had BIG GUNS THAT WENT BOOM. Oh my god, I'm drooling outta both ends. I will always have a ginormous crush on that woman. Rawrrlll~~!

Ah yeah, I'm...
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onecoldbastard:
"Oh my god, I'm drooling outta both ends."

And now I am too.

Thursday Jun 09, 2005

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Dude, I now have the sexiest friend in the world, I freaking swear. xD You should all go bask in Cairo's sexy butt.. Ness... type thing. HAW. gotta love my lack of english capabilities. Now, if only Synnove, Apnea, Ren, and Benni would acknowledge my existence.

I'm over at a girlfriend's house rgith now. School and exams are over, and I know that I failed...
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onecoldbastard:
I wish my fave SGs and NQSGs were in Portland AND awknowlegded my existance. Cause well .ink and you would constantly have me to hang with, and tutor you in math. ;-)

Sorry you failed spanish can you translate this:
"Nattie, debe venir me ve pronto, yo dar amor entusistico caliente a su untill que ella no puede tomar ms." (I have no idea how accurate that really is, I used a translation program)

*pokes hickey* Still must kill Bryan... *picks up cell phone and dials* Code 66.

;-D
cairo:
Small boobies = spunk. I learn somethin' new every day! biggrin

Wednesday Jun 08, 2005

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I'm tired. I'm not a nympho, I need to get to bed. I don't need to be implied as a slut.

People should befriend me on here, so that I may feel loved. Damn you, WHERE IS THE LOVE? Maybe it's leaking into my tampon right now. Who knows?
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cairo:
kiss
escottie:
you should meet Judas. she finds great humor in tacos.

Monday Jun 06, 2005

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Exams tomorrow. WATCH ME PANIC! biggrin WOOOOO! I'm doing alright for American Lit for tomorrow, but math'll fuck me in the ass like a bent bitch with scoliosis. Fuck. I've got a paper with all the formulas on it, though, so thank god he ain't that sadistic.

I get off early because of scheduling for the exams, SO NATTIE MIGHT GET LAID! biggrin!!! WOOT, BITCH.

...god,...
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cairo:
He's 19 years old, but he just lost his virginity like 2 months ago - I'm so not used to the sound effects through the wall. puke

Kick ass on exams tomorrow!

And thank you for the compliment. blush More sets are on the way. wink
asipofmercury:
Hope the exams went well

And yes you are an nympho, all you ever do is talk about sex tongue
Well in your journal at least

Sunday Jun 05, 2005

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rabidus:
he/she was red when i clicked on it.

i think they painted your hampster eeek

Saturday Jun 04, 2005

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I GOT HIT ON BY A FUCKING PIRATE TODAY!

FUCKING AWESOME!
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onecoldbastard:
Arrr... I'm here to rape and plunder, hand over ye booty! P-)
honk:
OMG! Any casualties?

Thursday Jun 02, 2005

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I'm cranky. I think i need to get laid again.

Badly.

Anyhow, anybody wanna help me bitchsmack those who use the bible as an excuse to be assholes?

"YOU DID NOT DONATE TO THE CHURCH, YOU WILL BURN IN HELL! JESUS LUUURVES YOU!"

yeah, I'm angry at some people right now for being assholes in a biblical sense. I'm not anti-christian, I just hate those...
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honk:
It is ironic that religion preaches love and such and at the same time is responsible for a lot of really bad wars. Well, the world is such an ironic place. How can you blame it?
asipofmercury:
I'm not anti christian either
I'm anti any religion biggrin

Too right being angry - the church is loaded, they don't need a penny

Perhaps as they're so keen to see you burn, you could donate some fire back, you know like those Norwegian death metal bands... tongue

Wednesday Jun 01, 2005

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NATTIE GOT LAID!


....and it was FUCKING GREAT.
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onecoldbastard:
*Tries to hide obvious jelousy* Well thats good I guess...So, ah... how about those *insert name of local sports team currently not involved in strike or scandal*?

*mumbles to self* everyone screws cihicks I want but me... *punches himself in tha head* Ow. blackeyed

Oh about your recent daily show comment, you ever been to jibjab.com?
wardy:
yippy!

Tuesday May 31, 2005

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I want a motorbikle! Ah yeah, that's my ride! "And as I filled up that hummer for the third time that day..."

Ah, the daily show rocks. It points out how much Bush sucks. biggrin If you're a bush fan, don't even bother bitching me out, because you'll get verbally bitchslapped. :3 Love to you all!

I might get laid tomorrow. it's about time. Thank you...
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honk:
You're welcome!
metaleric:
Good luck getting laid. wink

Monday May 23, 2005

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Announcer (spoken)
Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Velma Kelly in an act of desperation.

Velma (sings)
My sister and I had an act that couldn't flop.
My sister and I were headed straight for the top.
My sister and I earned a though a week, at least, oh yeah!
But my sister is now, unfortunately, deceased.
I know it's sad of course, but a fact, is...
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laid_to_rest:
i like velma from scooby doo kiss
rabidus:
yo!
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