Well well well.....sorry to have made all of you witness the retardness of my drunkass. I am glad to say that I am sober and I stayed up all night last night and almost completed my portfolio...for some strange reason I tend to think my brain works better @ night. It's FRIDAY! Yay! Toots & the Maytals are here...too bad I didn't get tickets 
I want to play tennis but everyone is busy. I feel like I accomplished a lot last night so I feel the urge to do something impulsive and self gratifying....hmmm...uh no I didn't mean it like that....but uh....ok I better stop this journal it's getting majorly boring. Have a Fantastic, fulfilling, fresh, funky-dory Friday everyone! Don't forget to make your mama something special.........
Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did. So throw off the bowlines, sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. -Mark Twain
Bisous.................
I just watched the final Friends....I was bawling....I am such a sensitive geek!
I'm bored...here are some fun ?s.....
What would you rather bathe in... creamed corn OR vodka? What would you rather lose at a party... underwear OR shoes? What would you rather have sewn shut....your eyes OR your lips? Which ability would you be least upset about losing for 2 years....the ability to love OR the ability to make love? Where would you least want to be spotted by relatives...asleep on a sewer grate OR at a sex club?
I just dropped a butcher knife while emptying the dishwasher and it managed to slice my leg on it's way down to the ground.....WTF! I was trying to do something productive.... I wasgonna go get my swerve on in the city but my fucking leg won't stop bleeding! WTF! Oh well I guess more SG tonight.......this sucks. 
Well at least I saved $ tonight...but now I might have another scar.....boo.
Ok It's 1250 and I came to the conclusion that this madness needs to stop and I need to take time away from this shit....sorry no offense to all of you...my lovely friends....but I really spent wayyyyy too much of my time on this thing. You probably won't hear from me for awhile....eh we will see.
I want to play tennis but everyone is busy. I feel like I accomplished a lot last night so I feel the urge to do something impulsive and self gratifying....hmmm...uh no I didn't mean it like that....but uh....ok I better stop this journal it's getting majorly boring. Have a Fantastic, fulfilling, fresh, funky-dory Friday everyone! Don't forget to make your mama something special.........
Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did. So throw off the bowlines, sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. -Mark Twain
Bisous.................
I just watched the final Friends....I was bawling....I am such a sensitive geek!
I'm bored...here are some fun ?s.....
What would you rather bathe in... creamed corn OR vodka? What would you rather lose at a party... underwear OR shoes? What would you rather have sewn shut....your eyes OR your lips? Which ability would you be least upset about losing for 2 years....the ability to love OR the ability to make love? Where would you least want to be spotted by relatives...asleep on a sewer grate OR at a sex club?
I just dropped a butcher knife while emptying the dishwasher and it managed to slice my leg on it's way down to the ground.....WTF! I was trying to do something productive.... I wasgonna go get my swerve on in the city but my fucking leg won't stop bleeding! WTF! Oh well I guess more SG tonight.......this sucks. Well at least I saved $ tonight...but now I might have another scar.....boo.
Ok It's 1250 and I came to the conclusion that this madness needs to stop and I need to take time away from this shit....sorry no offense to all of you...my lovely friends....but I really spent wayyyyy too much of my time on this thing. You probably won't hear from me for awhile....eh we will see.
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Hope you have a great weekend