paperdoll

so, i was eating a fruit cup when i bit down on something hard. i soon discovered it was the barbell to one of my tounge rings and was at least relived that it was not a tooth. but i seem to have swallowed the ball. so, i felt quite lopsided with only one tounge ring in and was talking funny. i went to put in another tounge ring, but the ones i wear are 1/2 inch and the only ones i have are 3/4 inch. that may not seem like a whole lot, but when its in your mouth it is [wow, that sounds dirty] so now i feel even more lopsided. its very very strange. any one know where i can get a 14g 1/2 inch barbell w/o leaving the island???