Friday Apr 01, 2005

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I went to a punk show, but my brother and friend didn't want to stay. As we left a crush I shall refer to as bus girl(for that is how I first met her) showed up. I got to talk to her for all of three seconds. I didn't even have time for a hug. I'm so sad.
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mistertaurus:
Ha, you're so cute.
penguinscheme:
You don't have to post pictures, you just are cool man.

Thursday Mar 31, 2005

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KING: Guard...now, is I the king?
GUARD: You is the king of moo and you is free to go.

-The king of moo after finding his crown while in jail after being arrested for speeding and not wearing his crown.

I wish I could make noises instead of talking...that would be rad. I'd make some sexy noise when all the pretty ladies walk by...um...or I...
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despairfactor:
You could be like the background noises for Dropp it Like its Hott by Snopp Dogg.
Ohhh those noises are sexay!

A maids unifrom eh? I'm down, as long as I don't have to clean anything!
sparkles2020:
ya...so those cartoons sounds really strange but you did do a sexy noise thing at one point. well i don't know that it would really count as sexy noise but i vaguly recall you comming by looking for umm...i think it was sleves back in the day of the big yellow signs and you were all like mmeh...or something and pointing at your cart thinking i would know what you meant and it was more weird than sexy but it did somehow manage to make me swoon.

kiss

Wednesday Mar 30, 2005

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I was all happy to find that I had a message on my machine...only that it was for some guy named jason...who doesn't live here...which is funny cuz my answering machine clearly says mark...not jason...stupid head...DELETED!
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weasley:
That is funny!
penguinscheme:
there there Jason... I mean Mark... it will be ok.

MEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Wednesday Mar 30, 2005

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I helped my friend move today...my body is sooo sore and tired...and I was going to go to bed early cuz that way I'd actually get some sleep but nope. my cuz called and invited me over, and who am I to pass up some good company...we watched a bootlegged Be Cool...Hillarious..you'd see shadows from people getting up and walking around and it seemed like...
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despairfactor:
Whats a "ladies den"? I'm confused! lol!!
I dunno, with this gentleman, I could see myself getting attached... not a good thing

Monday Mar 28, 2005

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CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE:

page1
you are in a car in a parking lot, with a passenger. There are four stalls infront of you. Three are unoccupied, but one has a lone cart in the way. what do you do?

1. To park in one of the three unoccupied stalls go to page2
2. To make your passenger get out of the running vehical and...
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boggs:
I remember those books when I was kid...except no matter what you decided all of the stories sucked!

People are dinks.
penguinscheme:
Freaking sweet!

wink

Friday Mar 25, 2005

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Man I got chumped...now I'm going to have to prostitute my newly aquired virginity to get some pocket change. Also I got my sg calender in today! so exciting...only I couldn't find the place I was supposed to pick it up from. I was looking for like 5 min...then I realized that my powers of numeric dyslexia(?) were kicking in and that the number I...
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despairfactor:
Hahahahaha! I love the stick idea. Now I must go find myself a stick! hahahaha

I want that SG calander... it's so sexy!
shattered:
I'd like a calendar, but someone in my family already saw my computer desktop full-o nekkid man tushie - I don't need to dig a bigger hole. wink

Friday Mar 25, 2005

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papa needs a couch that wasn't blown up or consists of pillows and covers!*rolls the dice*
sparkles2020:
naw, pillows and covers are good. that way when you have a girl over she won't be able to not think about sleeping with you...i mean all of the bedding is right there, so why not!?

kiss

Friday Mar 25, 2005

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Viva Las Vegas! goin' to tha casino to-night! My friend Shaun assures me of Beginners luck, but I'm only going in with fitty bones just to make sure I can't loose too much money. saw I heart Huckabees last night. Such an awsome movie! I also saw um...final cut? I can't remember the name. It is the one with Robin Williams. That too was an...
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