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I have decided to fill this out while I wait for my supper to make...

DO YOU SNORE? nope

ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER? a lover to the ladies and a fighter for the preservation of things that need to be preserved

WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR? to have accomplished nothing

AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC? I was a He-Man Maniac....
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So my cousin and I fashioned 8g plugs for me out of knitting needles. Then there was much drinking to be had by all. Lots of fun. No making out with any cute girls though. To add to the dissapointment I took a shift at work today. But on the upside work found out that they wern't paying me enough vac. pay over the past...
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I'm gonna karate chop your ass into next week unless you take your top off right now.


aw you know I didn't mean it girl, have a fresh, warm, yummie vegan chocolate chip cookie....and take your top off.

So I was playing my bass yesterday and came up with a neat bass line. I was like this is cool. Then I realized that I just figured out the bass line for GreenDays' Long View without meaning to. Which sucked. But then I rocked out to my stolen riff. Which rocked. Then I decided that I would pull a Sublime and stole the bass...
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I'm making vegan cookies right now. The dough is yummie . So. I'm starting to look like a with this facial hair. I think it's time I shaved or else the man might get . yeah I know it sucks but those are the rules when you work for the man. He's such a . All he cares about is $. Quite sad really. We...
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I hate shaving. It hasn't even been a week yet and I look like a hobo. I know why my facial hair grows so fast too. It's cuz when I was little I saw George Micheals Faith video. Not only did I want to do a loud Faith cover(Limp Bizkit beat me to it), but I wanted that stubble beard he had. Oh I got...
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Either I'm getting hot flashes or it's getting warm in here.

I just saw Kung Fu Hustle. crazy cool/funny. It is my new favorite movie. I also saw a preview for this movie called Night Watch. I think it looks good as well and I want to watch it. When it comes out.

I got two remarks about my starfish tattoo today. They both kinda...
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You know what sucks? Not being able to sleep. Or take shirts off. My star tattoo is slowly getting better. maybe. But my new starfish still hurts. He didn't even finish it. After around 3 1/2 hours(it was supposed to take an hour less) the shop was closing and he was like. We should probably let this heal before we finish. He still has to...
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I am bleeding mark juice.

*yawn* so I went to bed at like 7:30 last night and woke up at like um 9:15 this morning. that's like. 14 hours of sleep. I like sleep. sometimes, I'd rather sleep or nap then do stuff with girls. Not that I have anything against girls who are thowing themselves at me. I just like sleep. It looks nice out today, which is good....
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