papaspank

so. I have harnessed my powers of phlem(obtained by this bronchitis/cough that won't go away). I've been practicing my aim by shooting empty beer bottles by blasts of phlem. I'm working on a costume to accompany my new name: The Phlaming Phlem!

Pretty sweet hua? I bet all you ladies are pretty impressed right now. Now...I know what you're thinking: there is no need to fight. There is enough of me to go around. Please form a line....here---->