so...I've been getting more complaints...that I haven't updated. um....that's cuz I'm lazy. and...well....it's hard to write about stuff when I haven't been doing anything...other then sit in the banks pocket...actually...I did do stuff this weekend! wow.
um. so my friend Curtis and I hung out on friday. We went to the mall to pick up a lil fire belly toad for his g/f(my cousin...they had a total of three, but hers got out and died...thus the adventure...) and I found the cutest tiniest guy! he was sooooo cute and he had black rings around his eyes. I called him Mark. He's the third! so I got Curtis to get that one. He thought he was cute as well and I refused to allow him to be placed inside a bag. So we walked around the mall and I was holding Mark in his clear bag w/ water. Then we got back to his place to take Mark to his new home. So we put him in and he was sooooo small compaired to the others...and we gave him food. now. we knew that the pet store wouldn't have treated him well, or fed him much...but man...we were so excited to feed him n such, we over looked the fact that he'd probably eat anything in his path to the real food...such as rocks....he ate two of them. We were so scared. and worried. We kept checking up on him to make sure he was alright....the rest of the night Curtis and I chilled and drank a bit. I won one game and tied one with him in fifa 2006 and beat him in game 7 of a hockey game...it was almost a sweep, but then he changed his style and almost ran me out. When I took him home we checked up on the lil guy. He seemed to be alright. I called yesterday but he wasn't home so I don't know if he survived or not...you know...seeing as how they were big rocks for such a lil guy to eat...especially two of them...um...yeah. that's my story.
also...ever wonder what it would be like to have sex with a vampire? well they're kinda kinky and bite lots.
um. so my friend Curtis and I hung out on friday. We went to the mall to pick up a lil fire belly toad for his g/f(my cousin...they had a total of three, but hers got out and died...thus the adventure...) and I found the cutest tiniest guy! he was sooooo cute and he had black rings around his eyes. I called him Mark. He's the third! so I got Curtis to get that one. He thought he was cute as well and I refused to allow him to be placed inside a bag. So we walked around the mall and I was holding Mark in his clear bag w/ water. Then we got back to his place to take Mark to his new home. So we put him in and he was sooooo small compaired to the others...and we gave him food. now. we knew that the pet store wouldn't have treated him well, or fed him much...but man...we were so excited to feed him n such, we over looked the fact that he'd probably eat anything in his path to the real food...such as rocks....he ate two of them. We were so scared. and worried. We kept checking up on him to make sure he was alright....the rest of the night Curtis and I chilled and drank a bit. I won one game and tied one with him in fifa 2006 and beat him in game 7 of a hockey game...it was almost a sweep, but then he changed his style and almost ran me out. When I took him home we checked up on the lil guy. He seemed to be alright. I called yesterday but he wasn't home so I don't know if he survived or not...you know...seeing as how they were big rocks for such a lil guy to eat...especially two of them...um...yeah. that's my story.
also...ever wonder what it would be like to have sex with a vampire? well they're kinda kinky and bite lots.
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makeshiftman:
probably the best sex. but i'd probably hafta have sex with a human first for a frame of reference.
brightredscream:
I would love to have sex with a vampire