I had planned to spend the day getting high and making love to my girl, but apparently we got a little carried away the other day and ....so instead I decided to spend my day digging in the hole under my house (I have been digging a basement for about a year), I haven't been down there for a couple of months. It has flooded.... Read More
Song of the Sausage Creature
by Hunter S. Thompson
There are some things nobody needs in this world, and a bright-red, hunch-back, warp-speed 900cc cafe racer is one of them - but I want one anyway, and on some days I actually believe I need one. That is why they are dangerous.
Everybody has fast motorcycles these days. Some people go... Read More
Why thank you! I was up visiting a friend of mine from college in Seattle. It was a lot of fun!
I don't think there are many naked people who go to Fred Meyers - I was wearing my boots and a coat (even though I couldn't really bend over in my coat - hee hee, maybe I should next time and get a reaction from my friend - well, so long as there wasn't anyone coming up the aisle).
Ooh, and a banana split courtesy of Cybele would be excellent.
Well, I finally found time to write a new story, I hope you like it. It's not as pervy as most of my previous stories, but it was one I felt the need to tell.
It was a chill, wet winter day. The barren limbs of trees dark lines against the grey overcast sky. A fine mist fell on the teenage boy as he walked... Read More
The law of God, as quite plainly expressed in woman's construction, is this: There shall be no limit put upon your intercourse with the other sex sexually, at any time of life.
if it had taken me as long as most people think then yes, i do, but it was actually relatively easy to do,i think it was prolly faster for me filling it in backwards than it is for me typing forwards....
so i may have too much time, but at least it wasn't spent on writing everything backwards.
Measure,
Mark,
Cut,
Bend,
Weld,
Acid Bath,
Rinse,
Round,
File,
Sand,
Polish,
Clean.
-repeat- for 11 hours. Somehow fit in 2 bathroom breaks, 3-5 minute food breaks. Somehow, I don't enjoy my job much this time of year.
It's raining on the drive home, My windows are fogged because it takes about 15 min. for the temp to get warm enough to defog the windows,... Read More
you're welcome....I don't say stuff unless I mean it
Hurray for Dr. Hoffman!
(Perhaps the L is for Longevity!)