You've got to be f*cking kidding me!
So the other day i mention to my co-worker that I used to suffer from seasonal depression, and how I put a full-spectrum light on my workbench and I have been better ever since(about 7 years now). She replies that I need to get married.
Huh?
Don't you think your depression is because you are not right with the lord?
I don't think your imaginary friend has anything to do with my seasonal depresion, it is caused by lack of high-intensity light...ect.
But don't you think you would be much happier if your relationship way sanctified in the lord?
No. I don't believe in your god or any other. why would that make my life better to be married? besides I have objections to marraige based on it's historical significance.
*blank look on her face*
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I had a wonderful time last night at a friends birtday party, the theme was "what is pycologically wrong with you, and what treatment do you use to manage it. Everyone wore t-shirts with thier diagnosis written on the front in marker and their treatment on the back... the nurse walked around with a tray of drugs and jello shots in little cups (just like at a mental ward) and handed out the "medication" to all of us "patients", also syringes full of cranberry vodka...everyone brought their favorite drug to contribute, so there was valium, seconal, a bunch of anti-psycotics that i wasn't familiar with, I contributed marijuana but apparently I didn't bring enough 'cause they went quick
Good times....
So the other day i mention to my co-worker that I used to suffer from seasonal depression, and how I put a full-spectrum light on my workbench and I have been better ever since(about 7 years now). She replies that I need to get married.
Huh?
Don't you think your depression is because you are not right with the lord?
I don't think your imaginary friend has anything to do with my seasonal depresion, it is caused by lack of high-intensity light...ect.
But don't you think you would be much happier if your relationship way sanctified in the lord?
No. I don't believe in your god or any other. why would that make my life better to be married? besides I have objections to marraige based on it's historical significance.
*blank look on her face*
You will have to go here to read the rest, click on blog titled You've got to be f*cking kidding me!
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I had a wonderful time last night at a friends birtday party, the theme was "what is pycologically wrong with you, and what treatment do you use to manage it. Everyone wore t-shirts with thier diagnosis written on the front in marker and their treatment on the back... the nurse walked around with a tray of drugs and jello shots in little cups (just like at a mental ward) and handed out the "medication" to all of us "patients", also syringes full of cranberry vodka...everyone brought their favorite drug to contribute, so there was valium, seconal, a bunch of anti-psycotics that i wasn't familiar with, I contributed marijuana but apparently I didn't bring enough 'cause they went quick
Good times....
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andromeda:
That party sounds like so much fun. What a great idea. Sorry about your co worker. She sounds like a fuckin bible thumper. Fuck I'm surrounded by them most of the time. You should have to her that you only believe in satan. And that you were once married until you killed her and fed her to your pigs. 
sluttygoodgirl:
He's kind of ok. Still fever last night, and still with the coughing. Poor guy.