pantsonfire

FUCK! The other day I spent almost a whole fucking hour hammering out the mother of all SG journal entries, but when I went to submit it, the site locked up and all that shit I wrote was gone forever. Poof! So now as you can probably imagine, I am a bit discouraged. I mean, damn, I spilled the beans about all kinds of things...
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So I'm back from NYC already. Last night I thought I was going to get mugged in the Bronx, these dudes saw me getting off the train and shadowed me like 3 blocks real suspicious-like (or maybe that was the reefer-induced paranoia?). I was carrying a $14,000 videocamera around (in a bag) plus it was probably obvious I was not from around town. Anyway, I...
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Ahhh, a guy can get his pabst fix even in this hella big city. This morning's diarrhea is no different from the usual, only it comes with a sense of satisfaction from being my first round of it in a world class city. I think I had diarrhea when I was in Paris, but it did not make me feel this way.

On the ground in NYC. It's a pretty sweet town, although I can't quite grasp the subway system yet, shit, i thought it would be like Chicago with a red line, blue line, green line, etc, but there are all these numbers and changes for late night service and all that shit.

I was up at the Ding Dong lounge on the edge of Harlem,...
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Goddammit, I'm still too lazy to figure out how to put a picture of myself up on my profile!

Just got back from 2 weeks on the road. My traveling companion took a shit off the 5th floor balcony of the Sheraton Safari hotel in lovely Orlando, Fla. We were just sitting around drinking some beer, and the next thing I know, he's sitting up...
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Road tripped to Chattanooga, TN this weekend, armed with a veritable shitload of SG stickers that the girls were nice enough to send with my shirt order. Damn, I'm nearly out of them already - I thought they'd last me through my east coast swing coming up later in the month.

We found a collegy-looking Irish pub and grill to grub at, and the waitresses...
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So I got the shirt I ordered from the swag shop, and a shitload of SG stickers. I'm starting a road trip today that will take me to Chattanooga and I will stick thodse fuckers up wherever I can.

Next weekend I'll be in Baltimore, then Philly, and cruising down to be in Orlando, FL by the 17th, I think. Then it's back home for...
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So I just got back from LA, and I better put these thoughts down before they fade on me. I was there to film a highschool cheerleading competition (it's my job I do it every weekend) and of course there was very much eye candy. I was so backed up by the end of the gig that I needed a release, so I hit a...
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