pantsonfire

pantsonfire to the rescue!!

last night i started drinking vodka/rockstar energy drink. it is the only mixer i like vodka with. after a few of those i went next door to the commodore for a pitcher of beer and to catch the 2nd half of the bucks game. the bucks won, the pitcher was gone, and i was hungry so i went home. i noticed...
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so yesterday was the ambiguously gay journal entry. man on man love gets some high ratings here in the land of SG, apparently. i gotta give my #1 drinking buddy his props every now and again

i am through with another girl. 20 year old angie's been hanging around and sending mixed signals with the efficiency of a much older woman. the bullshit got too...
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ryan & i are a dangerous combination out at the bars. he's the one guy that can outdrink me consistently. last night at club garibaldi we drank whiskeys. it was a dead space. just m, ryan, the barback, and a may/december couple making out. i stared at the old lady's ass between sips.

eventually we were gifted with free drinks. ryan dropped a whiskey glass...
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i'm so uninspired right now. cereal for breakfast today called "life" and i eat a bowl and i feel dead inside.

i usually eat eggs, but there's no desire to walk 150ft down to the blue water cafe. ooh, there's a hot jailbait waitress with the high-volume dark hair and hot topic sensibilities! not even that can make me put on clothes and leave this...
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i'm drunk and aware of everything. sure. my spelling may be off, but i have the faint on in the background, so it's alright. right? the commodore is a haven for free drinks. rolling stones music is pulsing through the walls. i fight it, cranking the volume high. lost love is coming back for it's legal obligation. i'm okay with that. i have a bottle...
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white castle burgers are insane. i've been eating them ever since i was a kid in the detroit area. they almost always make me feel gross, but yet when i smell one, i salivate uncontrollably. i crave those little fuckers!

tomorrow will be a strange day. amber, the soon-to-be-ex, will be flying in and hanging out. then thursday is the big "d" day. we have...
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i'm excited. this is the week i've been waiting for for over a year. it is Divorce Week and i will finally be freed of the chains of matrimony in the eyes of the law.

emotionally, i've been a single guy the minute i realized she was gone. she moved all her stuff out when i was on a business trip in hawaii, and yeah,...
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shorter entry today, i hope.

i started drinking early last night. whiskey and ice. that's a hell of a good drink. i watched 'barfly' and was toast by the end. then i scrounged up change and went to the commodore for beers. a mini pitcher is $3 and i had two of those and two $1 tacos.

i got home to the weirdest message. my...
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sorry my shit's been running looooooong!
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last night could've been great, but i was left with a bad taste in my mouth. i went with kelly to the show at uwm's 8th note. i gave my height and weight to these two girls and it was determined that i am obese. "let's go have some drinks" i said and we went down to...
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i cheated my way out of another hangover somehow. after the revelstoke whiskey, pabst, blatz, jager, & jimmy beam - and the two packs of cigarettes - i woke up feeling fine.

i should be saving money, but i'm too lazy to cook eggs for myself. i eat another breakfast at the blue water cafe. i save a dollar when i say, "no bacon," so...
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