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Thursday May 05, 2005

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so here's an update on the life & times of joey.

i'm a real person again! i bought a car for $600 so now i get around town with the greatest of ease, a red 1990 toyota corolla sr5. the lights flip up like knight rider, it's pretty badass. i also got a cellphone. my credit is fucked, so i had to get a virgin prepaid phone. it feels like i'm getting raped, and i will switch over as soon as i get some deposit money to go with a real wireless plan.

i signed a lease on a new place, yes, i am moving in with my girlfriend. i have several friends on the same block so i'm looking forward to many a backyard barbecue. we have a backyard, so i'm fired up about using those tiki torches that have been sitting idle in my basement for oh, two years or so.

life is a good thing. i work my ass off, and might add another project to keep me even busier. i'm petitioning the neighborhood association board to appoint me as representative for my vacant district rep seat. thus begins my career in politicts. wish me luck on that frontier.

anyway, that's about all in my life. don't take any wooden nickels, whatever that means.

squire:
YES!!! YES! YES! YES! Politics is perfect! I think that's the best idea I've heard in some time.

Good to hear about the car and the phone. You should call/email me the number.

I already knew 'bout the other stuff. But COOL nonetheless!
May 9, 2005

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