pantsonfire

so why is having a car the most difficult thing in life? for real, i'm not shitting you, i am like fucked when it comes to car ownership, i just can't do it with the amount of money i make.

i guess to have a decent car you need to spend a fuckload of money on it initially, spend a fuckload of money every month just to keep it running, and add on top of that making fat old white men rich with the fuckload of $2 gas you have to buy just to get where you want to go.

so i have a fucked up car sitting outside of conejito's.

i have a fucked up moped sitting in my pal justin's basement.

i have a cool bike in my living room, but i'm too much of a pussy to ride the fucker all the way across town in the cold.

maybe i should just quit my life because there's nothing i can do. i can't rely on the bus system. nothing against it, but my ride to work is going to suck fourteen dicks.

anyone have a free car they can let me borrow??

pretty please......

-joey