v.d. means valentines day. so mine was a real hoot. i drank a lot on sunday night, so much in fact that i woke up monday really drunk still at noon and had an hour to get to work. i stopped in for my morning coffee at the grop and it was pretty obvious that i was still drunk. i was scared i was going to get a dui going over the hoan bridge, more because i'm at a greater risk for getting pulled over due to my car's lack of plates than my fear of my own driving ability. so i made it into work nice & safe, but all i could do was go to the bathroom & vomit out the few sips of coffee i had ingested and the three bites of bread. my eyes became nice & puffy, and i went into my boss' office, "I'M SICK CAN I GO HOME??" and the answer was "YES!". i'll even get paid for the day!! anyway, i was at home relaxing away my drunkenness (i must've been fucked up to still be drunk after a nine hour night of sleep).
so because of the sick day i was able to enjoy the evening with the sweetest girl i know. we ate salmon & couscous at her house, watched the bachelorette, snacked on pretzels & carrots with dip, and were fucking hilarious. i hadn't laughed that hard for a long time. i even got presents; a card with some heartfelt words in it, some pens i like a lot, a small notebook with my name on it (for me to write my shitty lyrics in), and a candle that smells like summertime. pretty good take, i'd say. i just got her a card, but if you've ever gotten a card from me you'll know that i give the most awesomest cards ever.
and the fun didn't stop there. this morning i went in to be her haircut model at her salon. it was nice, i showed up early, was all smiles, the girls at the salon are all so nice to me, and i eat it up. i had my hair cut and it was my best haircut experience ever. then after the cut, we all went outside for a cigarette & they got me a cup of delicious coffee. yum! and then, i was offered an eyebrow wax, so i took her up on that. i look & feel like a million bucks right now.
anyway, that's what's up in my wack life.
-joey
so because of the sick day i was able to enjoy the evening with the sweetest girl i know. we ate salmon & couscous at her house, watched the bachelorette, snacked on pretzels & carrots with dip, and were fucking hilarious. i hadn't laughed that hard for a long time. i even got presents; a card with some heartfelt words in it, some pens i like a lot, a small notebook with my name on it (for me to write my shitty lyrics in), and a candle that smells like summertime. pretty good take, i'd say. i just got her a card, but if you've ever gotten a card from me you'll know that i give the most awesomest cards ever.
and the fun didn't stop there. this morning i went in to be her haircut model at her salon. it was nice, i showed up early, was all smiles, the girls at the salon are all so nice to me, and i eat it up. i had my hair cut and it was my best haircut experience ever. then after the cut, we all went outside for a cigarette & they got me a cup of delicious coffee. yum! and then, i was offered an eyebrow wax, so i took her up on that. i look & feel like a million bucks right now.
anyway, that's what's up in my wack life.
-joey
Sorry I missed your call. I just got the message last night along with messages from 5 other people who called last weekend. Including one that was a friend in crisis. So yeah time to lobby for a new cell phone provider.