pantsonfire

so there have been some new "developments" around here. some have impeded the degree of honesty i can present in this journal. i present to you, the "straight dope":

me & k have given up on finding a 3rd band member for our project. we started work on a "concept album" over the weekend. we expect to move a lot of units (j/k)

i smoke way too much and my "lungs" feel like ass...... & turd matter.

after wrestling with the "elephant" in the living room, k & i have made the decision to "go public" with our relationship. it was a close call, elephants are really strong, you know.

the concept of "whole-ass" drives us. (j&k)

i haven't had a girlfriend since the year 2000. i married the last one, but the "girlfriend" in her died, leaving me stuck with a cold bitch "wife". this guy will learn from his mistakes, hopefully.

"whole-ass" is much harder than "half-ass" which makes one an "ass-whole". but "whole-ass" is very rewarding.

jenni's back in town in a few days. the big hurdle will be going public to her. jenni might flip her "wig". (figuratively only, jenni's hair is her own)

i'm an extremely "affectionate" person.

-adios!!