pantsonfire

inspired by the SG member formerly known as Kayla i decided to list some qualities i look for in my ideal signifigant other:

-she must have a sparkling personality
-she must not mind when i stink bad after playing my drum kit
-she must be energetic, i feed of the energy of others
-she must enjoy ethnic food and enjoy trying new foods - nothing's worse than choosing a restaraunt with a picky eater
-she must enjoy music and have impeccable taste
-she must be independent so she doesn't get sad when i go out on the road for my job
-she must be interesting as fuck
-she must have many pairs of cute shoes
-she must accept that i have bad days occasionally and not feel like it's her fault
-she must be able to hold her liquor - nothing's worse than a puker
-she must like Mr. Show
-she must play an instrument, or have an artistic talent that "wow's" me
-she must not be a slob
-she must have a motor scooter so we can go out for rides together
-she must be god at making out and other related activities
-she must be over the age of 18 and under 50
-she must not complain that i refer to myself in the third person from time to time

um.....that's all i can think of for now. there's probably a lot more but with the way things are going i can't afford to be picky. i haven't had a girlfriend in over three years, and once my work season starts, there's not going to be a whole lot of time & opportunity to meet that special someone. yeah, i may sound a bit whiny, but i'm aching for some female companionship.

oh yeah, my band needs a new drummer. HELP!!! we tried out a guy yesterday and he just didn't cut it. he's a real nice guy, but i need a drummer, not a nice guy. this is an equal opportunity band....even assholes are welcome so long as they are good at drums. ta ta for now