inspired by the SG member formerly known as Kayla i decided to list some qualities i look for in my ideal signifigant other:
-she must have a sparkling personality
-she must not mind when i stink bad after playing my drum kit
-she must be energetic, i feed of the energy of others
-she must enjoy ethnic food and enjoy trying new foods - nothing's worse than choosing a restaraunt with a picky eater
-she must enjoy music and have impeccable taste
-she must be independent so she doesn't get sad when i go out on the road for my job
-she must be interesting as fuck
-she must have many pairs of cute shoes
-she must accept that i have bad days occasionally and not feel like it's her fault
-she must be able to hold her liquor - nothing's worse than a puker
-she must like Mr. Show
-she must play an instrument, or have an artistic talent that "wow's" me
-she must not be a slob
-she must have a motor scooter so we can go out for rides together
-she must be god at making out and other related activities
-she must be over the age of 18 and under 50
-she must not complain that i refer to myself in the third person from time to time
um.....that's all i can think of for now. there's probably a lot more but with the way things are going i can't afford to be picky. i haven't had a girlfriend in over three years, and once my work season starts, there's not going to be a whole lot of time & opportunity to meet that special someone. yeah, i may sound a bit whiny, but i'm aching for some female companionship.
oh yeah, my band needs a new drummer. HELP!!! we tried out a guy yesterday and he just didn't cut it. he's a real nice guy, but i need a drummer, not a nice guy. this is an equal opportunity band....even assholes are welcome so long as they are good at drums. ta ta for now
-she must have a sparkling personality
-she must not mind when i stink bad after playing my drum kit
-she must be energetic, i feed of the energy of others
-she must enjoy ethnic food and enjoy trying new foods - nothing's worse than choosing a restaraunt with a picky eater
-she must enjoy music and have impeccable taste
-she must be independent so she doesn't get sad when i go out on the road for my job
-she must be interesting as fuck
-she must have many pairs of cute shoes
-she must accept that i have bad days occasionally and not feel like it's her fault
-she must be able to hold her liquor - nothing's worse than a puker
-she must like Mr. Show
-she must play an instrument, or have an artistic talent that "wow's" me
-she must not be a slob
-she must have a motor scooter so we can go out for rides together
-she must be god at making out and other related activities
-she must be over the age of 18 and under 50
-she must not complain that i refer to myself in the third person from time to time
um.....that's all i can think of for now. there's probably a lot more but with the way things are going i can't afford to be picky. i haven't had a girlfriend in over three years, and once my work season starts, there's not going to be a whole lot of time & opportunity to meet that special someone. yeah, i may sound a bit whiny, but i'm aching for some female companionship.
oh yeah, my band needs a new drummer. HELP!!! we tried out a guy yesterday and he just didn't cut it. he's a real nice guy, but i need a drummer, not a nice guy. this is an equal opportunity band....even assholes are welcome so long as they are good at drums. ta ta for now
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bombshellbetty:
That's one helluva list! Wow! But doncha know that when you meet someone and it clicks, your list will be right out the window, right along with all your well thought out plans and good intentions?
bombshellbetty:
Dream away, baby! Dream for the one who exceeds everything on your list, leaves you slackjawed and gasping. That's what I'm talking about.