pandemonium

So I came up with this really great idea for a movie last week while I was falling asleep in my Lifedrawing class (for some reason, all my greatest ideas come to me when I'm exhausted).

Picture this:

Schinder's List, redone with Santa Claus as Mr. Schindler and his elves are the Jews. I think it could be fabulous. I drew this little picture in my pad of Santa in this business suit-type dealie watching a row of elves on an assembly line making toys, and I drew stars on the elves' caps, too.

But hey, if you already know you're going to hell, might as well enjoy the way down. I personally like this idea even better than my idea for "Schinder's List: The Musical," featuring such numbers as "I Am An Essential Worker" (complete with the one-armed man doing backflips and cartwheels) and the climactic musical number featuring all the Jews, "Thank You, Mr. Schindler."

I swear, I am going to actually write music for this musical idea.

Why, you ask?

I felt like destroying something beautiful




The Destroyer is manifest, once again