pandemonium

I think there comes a time in every person's life where they try and settle certain things in their mind. Some are easier than others, but generally all need to be dealt with eventually: who we think we are, what we think our place is, where it is we stand in relation to certain things... that sort of thing.

One thing I have been struggling with recently is, having recently allowed myself to be pulled into politics by the fact that I vehemently oppose President Bush, what exactly my own political standings are.

Therein lies the problem.

I tend to jump back and forth between extremely liberal and extremely conservative depending on my mood. I would be inclined to consider myself more liberal, but most self-proclaimed liberals I meet piss me off. And conservatives I just want to bash with shovels.

So I think I've reached an amicable solution.

I am either a socio-fascist or a fascist socialist. I think the first one's catchier, though so I think I'll go with that one.

How is this strange myriad even possible, you ask? Easy...

I think everybody should have everything they need to make their lives happier...

...
...for as long as I'm willing to let them live.

That's my take,
one two three and I'm out,
Sayonara,
Rob

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