pandemonium

Ahh, another day, another $9 per hour at Petco. And just for the record, the Chocolate Mania cakes at Boston Market are fucking amazing. The topping they cover it with is like pudding.

Diner afterwards, and once again we had the whole crew and then some. I was surrounded all day by sooo many fuckable girls it was pure torture. Althoug the girls from Hawthorne that I was helping get a goldfish made me want to claw my eyes out. Somewhat cute, but goddamn annoying.

And at the diner tonight were the two girls from last week, who're pretty cool. Rachel's really cute. And my friend Jack showed up with his sister in tow, and Clare's really cute too.

Oh god, I need to go take a cold shower.... no, I need to jerk off.

Arrite, I'm gonna go jerk off and take a shower. I'll be thinking of you

Peace out, world,
Rob

P.S. I almost forgot to mention that yesterday was the first day I've ever had a hamster piss in my fucking eye. That wasn't so pleasant, but at least the hamster didn't bite me. Dwarf hamsters usually bite people.

AMUSING LOGIC OF THE DAY:

Clare: In addition to being a Pissing Advocate, I'm also an advocate of sex. Therefore, I'm a fucking advocate.