So an amusing thing happened the other day in my Lifedrawing class. Due to the near-schizophrenic weather we here in New Jersey have been having lately, we got doused with a lovely barrage of snow last Tuesday. So the model who was supposed to come never made it.
Because the original gameplan was now kaput, my teacher was going to have us tracing the contours of the human body for hours on end
. So I stepped up to the plate and saved the day. Yes, I offered to be the model.
Now before you get TOO excited, no I wasn't nude. It's actually illegal for me to model nude at the school I attend for whatever reason, but I would've.
Regardless, though, I offered and the teacher accepted. We were working on the face that day anyway, so I just sat in a chair for 20 minute intervals while everyone drew my face. It was so surreal. Some of the drawings made me look better than I think I deserved.
Best of all, though, was while I was posing, my teacher came up to me and said that since I was nice enough to do this for the class, she'd make sure I got paid for it! SUPER FUCKIN BONUS!!!
Oh yeah. Cash for sittin' on my ass. I should model more often.
Anyway, that's all thats even remotely interesting that's happened since my last post. Probably meeting JaiDee for coffee tomorrow with Eric after she gets off work.
Eric, for christsakes, breathe man, breathe. You'll be fine.
Anyway, I'll leave it at that since I've run out of things to say, so until they finally take my idea and turn Schindler's List into a musical, I'm Rob and goodnight America.
Tschus,
Rob
THINGS I WANNA KNOW:
1) Is Jewish pussy kosher? What about gentile pussy?
2) Is it against the vegan code to swallow? (if you don't know what I mean by "swallow", then you probably don't know the answer to the question)
3) Is there any truth to the idea that literally ANYTHING is funny set to the Benny Hill theme?
4) Even if beer is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy, isn't alcohol-related impotence further proof he doesn't want you drunken sots procreating?
And finally, a new addition:
Getting To Know Me -
My Life Goals:
- I want to one day eat a vegan (and no, I don't mean sexually - the annoying vegans, the ones that bother you all the time, keep asking me if I'd eat a human since they're meat too - THE ANSWER IS YES, FUCKERS!)
- I want to one day learn Japanese fluently and live in Japan for several years
- I want to one day backpack through Europe like my mother did when she was in college
- I want to learn almost every major language I can fit into my brain: Russian, Italian, French, German, Greek, Japanese, Arabic, Korean, Chinese (both Mandarin and Cantonese if possible), Latin, Brazilian Portugese, and most definitely Icelandic... and maybe eventually Spanish so I can read Don Quixote, but everyone knows that one. Besides, languages with different alphabets are more fun!
- I wanna rock the casbah Strummer-style. oh yeah
Because the original gameplan was now kaput, my teacher was going to have us tracing the contours of the human body for hours on end
. So I stepped up to the plate and saved the day. Yes, I offered to be the model.
Now before you get TOO excited, no I wasn't nude. It's actually illegal for me to model nude at the school I attend for whatever reason, but I would've.
Regardless, though, I offered and the teacher accepted. We were working on the face that day anyway, so I just sat in a chair for 20 minute intervals while everyone drew my face. It was so surreal. Some of the drawings made me look better than I think I deserved.
Best of all, though, was while I was posing, my teacher came up to me and said that since I was nice enough to do this for the class, she'd make sure I got paid for it! SUPER FUCKIN BONUS!!!
Oh yeah. Cash for sittin' on my ass. I should model more often.
Anyway, that's all thats even remotely interesting that's happened since my last post. Probably meeting JaiDee for coffee tomorrow with Eric after she gets off work.
Eric, for christsakes, breathe man, breathe. You'll be fine.
Anyway, I'll leave it at that since I've run out of things to say, so until they finally take my idea and turn Schindler's List into a musical, I'm Rob and goodnight America.
Tschus,
Rob
THINGS I WANNA KNOW:
1) Is Jewish pussy kosher? What about gentile pussy?
2) Is it against the vegan code to swallow? (if you don't know what I mean by "swallow", then you probably don't know the answer to the question)
3) Is there any truth to the idea that literally ANYTHING is funny set to the Benny Hill theme?
4) Even if beer is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy, isn't alcohol-related impotence further proof he doesn't want you drunken sots procreating?
And finally, a new addition:
Getting To Know Me -
My Life Goals:
- I want to one day eat a vegan (and no, I don't mean sexually - the annoying vegans, the ones that bother you all the time, keep asking me if I'd eat a human since they're meat too - THE ANSWER IS YES, FUCKERS!)
- I want to one day learn Japanese fluently and live in Japan for several years
- I want to one day backpack through Europe like my mother did when she was in college
- I want to learn almost every major language I can fit into my brain: Russian, Italian, French, German, Greek, Japanese, Arabic, Korean, Chinese (both Mandarin and Cantonese if possible), Latin, Brazilian Portugese, and most definitely Icelandic... and maybe eventually Spanish so I can read Don Quixote, but everyone knows that one. Besides, languages with different alphabets are more fun!
- I wanna rock the casbah Strummer-style. oh yeah
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And to answer the "things you want to know": Yes
Hope that helps clear things up for ya.