pandemonium

Greetings, salutations and good tidings, my legion of faceless observers,
After a week of feeling somewhat ill, I seem to have recovered well enough. All is as right in my life as it was before I was sick. Which, again, is not really saying much, but it's still an improvement.

Anyway, so my hand sculpture is finished, which was a major thorn in my side. And I helped defend Petco Ramsey from EVIL today, so I did my part for the betterment of humanity, as well. Just call me, "Paladin" why don't you?

Anyway, other than sleeping and working and flirting with people its really a waste of my time to be flirting with, my week was uneventful, so I'll stop boring you....

...

...waitforit...

...NOW!!

Homefries and goodbyes,
Rob



PetCo Quote(s) of the Moment:

Customer One: So my wife yells at me and says "Why're you always watchin' those damn fish?" and I yells to her "because it's fuckin' relaxin, okay?"

Customer Two: Well, yeah, it is really relaxing.

Customer One: Personally, I think it's better than sex.

Customer Two: Well... I dunno... Scuba diving is definitely better than sex.

Customer One: Well, yeah. Of course.


AND PART TWO:

Diana: Seriously, Rob, he's skinnier than you are.

Myself: Oh god, I wouldn't really want anyone to be any skinnier than I am!

Diana: No, seriously, he's like... Holocaust skinny.