So for those of you that got to hear about the fight. I'm over it for now. I made him come home and help me.
I also just asked him to write me a bio for my work website and this is what he came up with.
Name has been changed to protect the not so innocent.
Valeriana is a 35 year old hot smoking mama who is as comfortable in a birth as Hugh Heffner is in the Playboy mansion. She's a true Renaissance woman, knowledgeable in all forms of midwifery care, small engine repair, archery, and eventing. She can skin an elk with one hand and catch a baby with the other. She's so good with birth it'll make you want to smack your mama.
(The birth center in no way endorses violence against women, especially your mama. She raised you better! Show some respect!)
I also just asked him to write me a bio for my work website and this is what he came up with.
Name has been changed to protect the not so innocent.
Valeriana is a 35 year old hot smoking mama who is as comfortable in a birth as Hugh Heffner is in the Playboy mansion. She's a true Renaissance woman, knowledgeable in all forms of midwifery care, small engine repair, archery, and eventing. She can skin an elk with one hand and catch a baby with the other. She's so good with birth it'll make you want to smack your mama.
(The birth center in no way endorses violence against women, especially your mama. She raised you better! Show some respect!)
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flashmo:
That's awesome.
flimsy:
you are funny.
you are funny.