Kissing his lips, ears and neck. Trying to raise his interest me.
He says: Can you smell my foot? It smells funny.
I say: No I don't want to smell you foot.
He says: Please. I want you to tell me if it smells funny.
I say: No I don't want to smell your foot. laughing...
I say: I am trying to get you excited.
He says: Maybe you smelling my foot is exciting to me.
Then he smells my foot.
Then he smells his foot.
Then he puts his foot in my face and says "smell it"
I did it! It smelt like a sweaty foot.
I said: It smells like a foot.
He said: No it doesn't. it smells like bread.
I said: No it smells like a foot.
I said: Lets have an hour of foreplay. The we can get off really good.
I was trying to remove his other sock.
He said: You can't even get a sock off.
So I unzipped his pants and well... that's all she wrote.
I guess it really was a turn on for me to smell his foot.
He is a very lucky man.
I love him even when he has his foot in my face.
This is the beauty and fun in a relationship. As silly as it is. This is the stuff that makes it unique, interesting and fun. Is that weird?

I had a serial killer dream last night. It was horrible.
He says I was screaming NO and crying in my sleep.
It was very realistic.
I'm glad he didn't wake me up though.
Waking up in the middle of a night to a nightmare always seems to be worse then the actual dream.
I alwas get scared insomnia when I am disturbed from my dream.

I woke up this morning and all was good. I needed to grab my computer and type about my special little night.
I have a statewide midwifery meeting today. They always drag out forever. We talk about legislation, our lobbyist, insurance, and state rule changes. Doesn't that just sound like a blast? Right... I do however get to spend the morning in a room filled with the most amazing women in the state. WE are ALL working to better the world, one mama and one baby at a time. This I am thankful for.
Natalie Merchant - Wonder
Blessings to you all. Embrace the many amazing wonders in your world.
He says: Can you smell my foot? It smells funny.
I say: No I don't want to smell you foot.
He says: Please. I want you to tell me if it smells funny.
I say: No I don't want to smell your foot. laughing...
I say: I am trying to get you excited.
He says: Maybe you smelling my foot is exciting to me.
Then he smells my foot.
Then he smells his foot.
Then he puts his foot in my face and says "smell it"
I did it! It smelt like a sweaty foot.
I said: It smells like a foot.
He said: No it doesn't. it smells like bread.
I said: No it smells like a foot.
I said: Lets have an hour of foreplay. The we can get off really good.
I was trying to remove his other sock.
He said: You can't even get a sock off.
So I unzipped his pants and well... that's all she wrote.
I guess it really was a turn on for me to smell his foot.
He is a very lucky man.
I love him even when he has his foot in my face.
This is the beauty and fun in a relationship. As silly as it is. This is the stuff that makes it unique, interesting and fun. Is that weird?

I had a serial killer dream last night. It was horrible.
He says I was screaming NO and crying in my sleep.
It was very realistic.
I'm glad he didn't wake me up though.
Waking up in the middle of a night to a nightmare always seems to be worse then the actual dream.
I alwas get scared insomnia when I am disturbed from my dream.

I woke up this morning and all was good. I needed to grab my computer and type about my special little night.
I have a statewide midwifery meeting today. They always drag out forever. We talk about legislation, our lobbyist, insurance, and state rule changes. Doesn't that just sound like a blast? Right... I do however get to spend the morning in a room filled with the most amazing women in the state. WE are ALL working to better the world, one mama and one baby at a time. This I am thankful for.
Natalie Merchant - Wonder
Blessings to you all. Embrace the many amazing wonders in your world.

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But a sweet story none the less!
I absolutely Loves Natalie Merchant, she's the shit! Have you heard her song from that CD called "Beloved Wife"? Makes me cry everytime I hear it....it's so beautiful! Kind of makes me think of what I'd be like when/if Flashmo were to go first everytime I hear it. I just know I'd be like that little ole man in that song *sighs*
Anyway, hope all's well in your world today lady!!