Wednesday Nov 14, 2007

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Hobby... Reading personal ads.
I don't write them. I only read them.
The high light of my morning cup of coffee.

My winning ads of the week.

Women seeking Men

MUTONY ON THE BOUNTY
Insatialbe Butt-Slut bent on world domination seeks Marauding Savage with criminal inpulses.
Let's create maniacle friction!
We'll castrate Christians and sail the Seas of Cheese.

FISH SEEKS BICYCLE
Me: 22 crazy Scorpio alcoholic, tattooed, tall horrible, c*nt.
Your: 23-39, tall, crazy as hell-no fugly.
Lets break sh*t and get drunk.

Men seeking Women

FREEDOM IN REACH

23 yo convict with hard body, good looks, and tattoos.
Am fun spirited and deep souled.
Seeking a woman's correspondence to secure relationship before parole.

(I think he might need a place to stay.)
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
jimbo_radio:
awwww "fish needs bicycle!!!"
HOW CUTE! hahaha
i'm sure that's TOTALLY how gloria steinem (or irina dunn, if you want to be argumentative haha) intended that phrase to be used.
tongue
jormagund:
Living in a 65 foot long vehicle really limits ones options. Trying to find a (legal) parking space at night that has access to a bathroom is often a challenge. Or even making a poor choice about what to have or lunch and getting those intestinal "funny feelings" can be a real emergency when you can't simply take any highway exit and pull into a Micky D's to use their bathroom.

Or working two 14 hour days in a row... finally getting to the truck stop where you're stopping for the night just to discover that they have no hot water and thus have shut down all of their showers. Things like that can be insanely frustrating.

The average American has easy access to bathrooms and showers. I don't. I envy that.

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