pandara

Wonders of the West

As I drove across the country this summer I came across some very interesting things.

The most amazing road runner made of tires and tennies.



I'm not sure what this is all about... Bears in El Paso. hmmmm


There aren't many places to stay... and the places that are left are a bit shady.


West Texas is the most desolate place I have ever driven across. It's like and entire country. It was horrible.
They do however beleive in safe sex. I still can't figure out who it is they are having sex with. Maybe its all the truckers meeting up on dark lonely offramps. I don't know but every stinky piss smelling bathroom I stopped at had a condom machine.


I saw giant nipples coming out of the earth. Oh I get it now.... Mother Earth


and...
I hate pumping my own gas. It's really not interesting at all. Thank you Oregon for not letting me do it. I love those gas station attendants.