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more info to come, but this panda has been incarcerated for the last two weeks. 
so how did everyone else spend their 4th?
so how did everyone else spend their 4th?
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thedestroyer:
Oh no! I've got to hear this story! My 4th was somewhat dull yet busy, but kinda good... anyway... I hope you are well.
later later
later later
kitschy:
Jeez girl! What the hell???? the booze get you in trouble again?!?
more info to come, but this panda has been incarcerated for the last two weeks.
so how did everyone else spend their 4th?
so how did everyone else spend their 4th?
Frank Sinatra is not alone.
although i'm not sure if i like the remix version. but i was happy to see him in this compilation.
good prank call.
the funny has been scarce lately.
although i'm not sure if i like the remix version. but i was happy to see him in this compilation.
good prank call.
the funny has been scarce lately.
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neuroticanne:
Have a fun & safe holiday! 
capt_sparrow:
for u 
so where have u been and what have u been up to
so where have u been and what have u been up to
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apotheosis:
Dude, like Panda's only eat bamboo. That's it!
I'm tellin ya.. They could almost be stoners.
Bamboo looks like weed doesn't it?
Maybe not.
I'm tellin ya.. They could almost be stoners.
Bamboo looks like weed doesn't it?
Maybe not.
i solemnly swear that the link i'm about to present does not involve two hundred pop ups.
sometimes i wonder what people were thinking.
sometimes i wonder what people were thinking.
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pandie:
cute name
bastardo:
The sad part? I've tried half the things on that list.
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard which is full and bushy.
"Are you the landlord?" she asks, softly stroking his face...
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"Are you the landlord?" she asks, softly stroking his face...
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pharmgirl:
I love your funnies! 
squee_:
Thanks. It is good to be back. One of the things I missed most while I was gone was your very funny journal. Thanks for making me laugh so often. 
A guy and his girlfriend are fighting, she says "I'm breaking up with you."
"Why??" he asks.
She says "Because you are a pedophile".
He says "Pedophile?? That's an awfully big word for a 10 year old."
"Why??" he asks.
She says "Because you are a pedophile".
He says "Pedophile?? That's an awfully big word for a 10 year old."
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pete:
hahahaha!!
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."
He asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle....
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He asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle....
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d_no:
Someone started to tell me that joke in the pub last night, strange coincidence. 
d_no:
I didn't mention Panda's or the net, I just said Frosted Flakes and ruined the whole thing for him
i hate depressing shit.
back to the funny.
A couple were going out for the evening. They'd gotten ready, all dolled up, dog put out, etc. The taxi arrives, and as the couple start out, the dog shoots back in the house. They don't want the dog shut in the house, so the wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes upstairs to...
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back to the funny.
A couple were going out for the evening. They'd gotten ready, all dolled up, dog put out, etc. The taxi arrives, and as the couple start out, the dog shoots back in the house. They don't want the dog shut in the house, so the wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes upstairs to...
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thelastbeliever:
Yaaaaaaaay!!
*welcomes the funny with open arms*
*welcomes the funny with open arms*
d_no:
I don't want to hear anything at all during surgery, but any of the above would not be good.
I didn't realize the film 'Layer Cake' hadn't been released in the US yet, it's coming your way soon, I recommend it.
I didn't realize the film 'Layer Cake' hadn't been released in the US yet, it's coming your way soon, I recommend it.
I just wanted to see if I could lull you out of hiding with the "exciting" bit.