A NEWLYWED COUPLE HAD ONLY BEEN MARRIED FOR TWO WEEKS. THE HUSBAND, ALTHOUGH VERY MUCH IN LOVE, COULDN'T WAIT TO GO OUT ON THE TOWN AND PARTY WITH HIS OLD BUDDIES.
SO, HE SAID TO HIS NEW WIFE, "HONEY, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK."
WHERE ARE YOU GOING, COOCHY COOH?" ASKED THE WIFE.
"I'M GOING TO THE BAR, PRETTY FACE. I'M GOING TO HAVE A BEER."...
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SO, HE SAID TO HIS NEW WIFE, "HONEY, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK."
WHERE ARE YOU GOING, COOCHY COOH?" ASKED THE WIFE.
"I'M GOING TO THE BAR, PRETTY FACE. I'M GOING TO HAVE A BEER."...
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The Test
My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year when we decided to
get married. My parents helped us in every way, and my friends
encouraged me. My girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me. That one thing was her younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight
miniskirts, and low cut...
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My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year when we decided to
get married. My parents helped us in every way, and my friends
encouraged me. My girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me. That one thing was her younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight
miniskirts, and low cut...
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hare:
im hungry for some panda love...
aerosolinvasion:
unfortunatly yes, they are sending my pale ass to the desert. i will be there for a little over a year, but when i get back, ill only have about a year left in the army, so i can't complain too much. plus i get paid a whole lot extra while i am over there.
quedate aqui en mis brazos
quedate aqui para mi
y no me digas que me amas
no me digas que me adoras
dime solo que te quedas una vida junto a mi
llevame por alli
llevame en sus ansias a un lujar
donde ya no tenga que jurar
donde ya no tenga que mentir
donde solo exista para mi
y no me prejuntes si te...
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quedate aqui para mi
y no me digas que me amas
no me digas que me adoras
dime solo que te quedas una vida junto a mi
llevame por alli
llevame en sus ansias a un lujar
donde ya no tenga que jurar
donde ya no tenga que mentir
donde solo exista para mi
y no me prejuntes si te...
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yuriel:
thats sweet
but i still feel like a 12 year old or somethin lol
*looks in pants... notees inferiority... looks at chest abs and muscular fdorm notes inferiority* ... looks at personal life... sighs... ahh look forward to old has beens and a nice shit job! yay! just the memories i wanted for the first quarter century of my lifetime! lol
ok im being a bit overmouthy there
im not sad or anything right now just bleh and like
thinking ltos lol
*shrugs*
and thank you for the kind words hon
i just figured id give you the reason WHY i sadi them heh.
but i still feel like a 12 year old or somethin lol
*looks in pants... notees inferiority... looks at chest abs and muscular fdorm notes inferiority* ... looks at personal life... sighs... ahh look forward to old has beens and a nice shit job! yay! just the memories i wanted for the first quarter century of my lifetime! lol
ok im being a bit overmouthy there
im not sad or anything right now just bleh and like
thinking ltos lol
*shrugs*
and thank you for the kind words hon
i just figured id give you the reason WHY i sadi them heh.
mrstitches:
I guess I knew that. The whole thing just pissed me off for some reason.
i FINALLY have my fucking driver's license. Yeah, just so everyone knows, Georgia is one of, if not the hardest fucking state to tranfer your license. so after waiting 5 hours (this being the 4th time i've gone) i finally had my picture taken and was issued my license. it's a horrible picture, but i have a shit-eating grin on my face because i finally...
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apotheosis:
I would post more in your journal but I'm guessing you will just delete it.
apotheosis:
Just read Buzz's journal. He pissed in your trash can....
Did you cut off his balls before he left? Haha.
Did you cut off his balls before he left? Haha.
Noticing
She sits alone in the distance
with the tendrils of light caressing her toes
Just behind the eyelids of darkness,
where you can't see her
Pain radiating until it becomes a tangible energy,
making her hot-
scalding to the touch
Snuggling in the arms of what she knows
Nursing at the breast of nothingness
She missses that taste on her lips
the taste of...
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She sits alone in the distance
with the tendrils of light caressing her toes
Just behind the eyelids of darkness,
where you can't see her
Pain radiating until it becomes a tangible energy,
making her hot-
scalding to the touch
Snuggling in the arms of what she knows
Nursing at the breast of nothingness
She missses that taste on her lips
the taste of...
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scarredangel:
Ok, i think "not telling" is an even WORSE name than "uh oh".
johnnyfive:
um, i think you should take a sec in this stormy weather ( i assume your weather is as shitty as mine since i'm a state above you) and write a happy journal. i always try to get sad peeps to be happy peeps so don't be or 
but 
or maybe even 
even if you're feeling all 
or 
you can always pretend you're a 
and be crazy and
or but or maybe even even if you're feeling all or you can always pretend you're a and be crazy and So here we are
The dusty, beaten trail,
The proverbial fork in the road
Two paths; both love
Twice blessed
Yet pain eminates from one
If you traverse to the other
(Once again I question Father Time)
You fit wonderfully in my arms,
As friend or more
So with sorrow for the path not taken,
And jealousy for the one that is,
I say veer...
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The dusty, beaten trail,
The proverbial fork in the road
Two paths; both love
Twice blessed
Yet pain eminates from one
If you traverse to the other
(Once again I question Father Time)
You fit wonderfully in my arms,
As friend or more
So with sorrow for the path not taken,
And jealousy for the one that is,
I say veer...
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mankski:
VATOS LOCOS!!!!
mrstitches:
Just mediocre pain killers. nice po-em.
i'm pissed.
i lost my wallet at Six Flags yesterday. it only had my license and debit card (plus aabout $35 cash) so it could've been much worse, but i'm still pissed.
what makes it worse is that my friends and i are pretty sure we know what happened to it, and it makes my mysanthropy grow like the mushroom eating Alice.
After getting of...
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i lost my wallet at Six Flags yesterday. it only had my license and debit card (plus aabout $35 cash) so it could've been much worse, but i'm still pissed.
what makes it worse is that my friends and i are pretty sure we know what happened to it, and it makes my mysanthropy grow like the mushroom eating Alice.
After getting of...
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slayerboy:
but I want to be big and hulking and know martial arts...LOL. and hey....I can belly dance if I want. You just leave my gyrating hips alone Not saying I won't get knocked the fuck out the first time I'm seen in public with one of those things on tho.
Get me drunk and I'm liable to do just about anything, so I hear. The few times that I've been drunk enough to black-out at least for 5 minuttes, I hear I do some pretty crazy shit.
Not saying I won't get knocked the fuck out the first time I'm seen in public with one of those things on tho.
Get me drunk and I'm liable to do just about anything, so I hear. The few times that I've been drunk enough to black-out at least for 5 minuttes, I hear I do some pretty crazy shit.
this is interesting . . .
how do YOU measure up?
www.hotlanta.com/helltest.htm
my score is 160.
world looks pretty good from where i'm sittin'
how do YOU measure up?
www.hotlanta.com/helltest.htm
my score is 160.
world looks pretty good from where i'm sittin'
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jumpstreet:
I scored 180 . . . yay for me. But I've already figured I've got a penthouse suite in hell overlooking a lake of fire!
rybo:
I'll be there for sure.
i want to find a therapist who will prescribe me a horse tranquilizer or something equally as emotion-negating.
i get really tired of having feelings.
i get really tired of having feelings.
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dragonmatrix23:
Ah, it's one of **those**.... That truely sucks. Panda saving up for a road trip yet? 
hare:
fine... no feelings just sex
i went to a kickass show this weekend. Friday night there was a "battle of the bands" competition that my friend's band was in and they SO kicked fucking ass!!
the band name is Sanity in Question (for all you local yokels) and they just finished recording their first CD.
they rock, they're hot, and they're pierced and inked up - what more could a...
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the band name is Sanity in Question (for all you local yokels) and they just finished recording their first CD.
they rock, they're hot, and they're pierced and inked up - what more could a...
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violencejack:
I AM TH MASTER OF THE CLIT! Remember this fucking face, whenever you see clit you'll see this fucking face! I make that shit work! No one rules a clit like me. Not this little fuck, none of you little fucks out there! I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this, "Oooh, you little fuck..." and then I rub my nose...
violencejack:
your butt should be in chat right about now
gas in their tanks would be being too nice to my general manager, he only gets 10mpg with his Nissan Titan anyways. LOL. It'd probably improve the gas mileage! I'm thinking more along the lines of sending annoying people I know over to that store and bug the shit out of the GM and the assistant manager. Fuck, I'll pay people not to shop there and spread all kinds of bad word about that store around. But not until my friend goes on her pregnancy leave or she finds a new job. I don't want to fuck her over, just the assholes in charge.
I'm always in the gutter babe