Here are some conversations that airline passengers normally will never hear. The following are accounts of actual exchanges between airline pilots and control towers from around the world.
1. While taxiing at London Gatwick Airport, the crew of a US Air flight departing for Ft. Lauderdale made a wrong turn and came nose to nose with a United 727. An irate female ground controller lashed...
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1. While taxiing at London Gatwick Airport, the crew of a US Air flight departing for Ft. Lauderdale made a wrong turn and came nose to nose with a United 727. An irate female ground controller lashed...
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happygrl:
Mazzy... she'll be my wife someday .. lol..ok, she'll have to just be my mistress... don't think marriage is in the cards 
dialysis:
LOL I needed a good laugh. 
Thanks.
Thanks.i just set up a dentist appointment.
i fucking hate the fucking dentist.
i am not happy about this.
i fucking hate the fucking dentist.
i am not happy about this.
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excowboy:
*bite* 
innocence:
Aww, what's wrong with your teeth? I don't like the dentist either! 
so, i'm back!
Scarredangel came to see me .... we had lots of fun!! he's not the serial killer my roomie's boyfriend suggested .... i got over that disappointment quickly
yeah, we drank ... lots ... and i remember what else we did .... even though he doesn't
we went to karaoke .... he sang WONDERFULLY (no matter WHAT he says )... i decided not...
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Scarredangel came to see me .... we had lots of fun!!
he's not the serial killer my roomie's boyfriend suggested .... i got over that disappointment quickly
yeah, we drank ... lots ... and i remember what else we did .... even though he doesn't
we went to karaoke .... he sang WONDERFULLY
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sevenmag:
Im sure you sound much better at karaoke than my non-singing ass.
-welcome back.
-welcome back.
buzzhum:
you know that thing we talked about ..I bought one for me!!
Algunas cosas. Por ejemplo, un llanto
que no se lloro nunca;
una nostalgia de que me distraje,
un dolor, un dolor del que se borro el nombre.
un juramento no complido, una ansia
que se desvanecio como el perfume
de un frasco mal cerrado.
Y retazos de tiempp perdido en cualquier parte.
Esto me desanoza. Siempre digo: manana ...
y luego olvido. Y muestro a...
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que no se lloro nunca;
una nostalgia de que me distraje,
un dolor, un dolor del que se borro el nombre.
un juramento no complido, una ansia
que se desvanecio como el perfume
de un frasco mal cerrado.
Y retazos de tiempp perdido en cualquier parte.
Esto me desanoza. Siempre digo: manana ...
y luego olvido. Y muestro a...
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baby_square:
heh heh, the landover baptist is awsome
scarredangel:
update your journal fool!
tell everyone how wonderful i am :
tell everyone how wonderful i am :
Puedo escribir los versos mas tristes esta noche.
Escribir, por ejemplo, "La noche esta estrellada,
Y tiritan, azules, los astros, a los lejos."
El viento de la noche gira en el cielo y canta.
Puedo escribir los versos mas tristes esta noche.
Yo la quise, y a veces ella tambien me quiso.
En las noches como esta la tuve entre mis brazos.
La bese tantas...
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Escribir, por ejemplo, "La noche esta estrellada,
Y tiritan, azules, los astros, a los lejos."
El viento de la noche gira en el cielo y canta.
Puedo escribir los versos mas tristes esta noche.
Yo la quise, y a veces ella tambien me quiso.
En las noches como esta la tuve entre mis brazos.
La bese tantas...
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dialysis:
My dads side of the family is from Georgia. I remember the last time I was there everyone looked at me a little strange when Sunday morning came around and I told them that I don't go to church. 
But from the way you put it, doesn't sound like I missed anything.
I guess I'm going to have to drop a class and take spanish to read your journal entries.
Have a good evening.
But from the way you put it, doesn't sound like I missed anything.
I guess I'm going to have to drop a class and take spanish to read your journal entries.
Have a good evening.
jumpstreet:
You've heard Sixpence None the Richer's "Puede Escribir" right? Based on Neruda's poem . . . beautiful song. It's on their self titled album. I can make you an MP3 if you want.
Smooches.
B
Oh yeah, all is well in my part of the world. Hope yours is too.
Smooches.
B
Oh yeah, all is well in my part of the world. Hope yours is too.
no me gusta que lo tengo in mi cabeza
no me gusta que lo tengo in mi corazon
tengo miedo y no me gusta
no me gusta que lo tengo in mi corazon
tengo miedo y no me gusta
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quasi_sean:
k.......check your work email.
xixax:
K after not using my spanish in 10 years I'm not confident in my translations.
But thank you for the birthday wishes
But thank you for the birthday wishes
so i'm a little freaked out right now ...
i left work on my lunch break to get cloves and sugar (gotta have my pm coffee ... we were out of sugar at the office)
i walked out of Starship (when will gas stations sell cloves??) and this guy drove past me reeeeally slow ... then stopped at the far end of the parking lot,...
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i left work on my lunch break to get cloves and sugar (gotta have my pm coffee ... we were out of sugar at the office)
i walked out of Starship (when will gas stations sell cloves??) and this guy drove past me reeeeally slow ... then stopped at the far end of the parking lot,...
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quasi_sean:
woohoo! make sure you let me know if you plan a trip to the big Are-Kansas.
ya wanna see dork? i put up some new pics.
ya wanna see dork? i put up some new pics.
quasi_sean:
kindergarden teachers are hot, shutup.
um, yeah, we need to stop talking about her fantasy now.
um, yeah, we need to stop talking about her fantasy now.
LESSONS THAT TOOK ME OVER 50 YEARS TO LEARN by Dave Barry
1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."
3. There is a very fine line...
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1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."
3. There is a very fine line...
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quasi_sean:
This one.
and btw--you say some really hot things to my lady.
This one.
and btw--you say some really hot things to my lady.
forge:
Hey sexy. I am leaving on a jet plane. HA HA. well I am.
Just wanted to say hey and give you my love.
Specially if you wear a NUN outfit when I do.
HA
Just wanted to say hey and give you my love.
Specially if you wear a NUN outfit when I do.
HA
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He...
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As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He...
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blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
4 days. gettin nervous. you know, he could be a serial killer after all. then no more SG.
yeah, if only i were so lucky
4 days. gettin nervous. you know, he could be a serial killer after all. then no more SG.
yeah, if only i were so lucky
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mrstitches:
It is supposed to make you laugh. It's from here
emily_m:
He is a serial killer; I just saw him last night for like 5 minutes, and he has this strange grin on his face. Creepy, creepy.