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me

drunk .....

ahhhhhhh ....... biggrin biggrin biggrin
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scarredangel:
It's fine. Like I said, i tend to get snippy when i'm stressing. I'll talk to you tomorrow.
thejuanupsman:
Not back for good. But.... honored to accept your friend request. I wont be gone long, wink
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frown frown frown frown frown

i really hate myself right now.

no more comments, though, please.

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sick children scare the ever-loving shit out of me.
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toothpickmoe:
all I have to say is: bok
drakonos:
why are you sad?
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too much liquor = puke = good birthday

thanks everyone for my birthday wishes!!! biggrin

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and i still say i'm crazy tongue
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sevenmag:
i hope you had a good time wink
rorschach:
What's worse for you, drunk n' crazy or sober n' crazy? smile I usually find dnc > snc where ">" = 'better than'.

See shocked, that's what snc does to ya! smile
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The banker saw his old friend Tom, an eighty-year old rancher, in town.

Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it that he was marrying a "mail order" bride. Being a good friend, the banker asked Tom if the rumor was true. Tom assured him that it was. The banker then asked Tom the age of his new bride...
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antlong:
biggrin biggrin biggrin thankkkkkkkkkk u smile
quasi_sean:
i'm so bored right now.
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ugh. surreal
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A young female teacher was giving her class of six year olds a quiz "behind my back I've got something red, round and you can eat it. what is it?" she asked. "an apple" replied little Raymond "no," said the teacher " it's a tomato but it shows your thinking." "I've now got something round, a greenish colored you can eat it." "An apple," replied...
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so i went to the dentist yesterday.

guess who gets to have a root canal?

guess who gets to have a crown?

i talked to my aunt last night. she said a root canal was waaay more pain than giving birth to either of my cousins.

who wants to put me out of my misery now ???

frown

and i miss you turd kiss
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rorschach:
Hmm I had two root canals once. Actually according to my dentist, it was the equivalent of two, but worse. I was able to endure it with no novacaine though...the shots were more annoying than the pain. It, to me, actually wasn't that bad...at least no where near where I thought it would be.

Will you at least get some gas to put you out dear? I also hear they have pills to put you to sleep while they operate. That might be best for you. GL sis!! smile

Just have lots of good broth soup around...and hopefully someone to take care of ya. I wish I could. When I got my wisdom teeth out, the worse was the four days afterwards being in pain, bleeding, weak and alone. That was way worse than the operation.
bunkdose:
ouch.. lets hope they hook you up with some good drugs to go with that root canal.. damn. blackeyed

..btw.. that pooch is from the silent hill game series.. the game is way twisted, gritty, and dark.... plays like a psychological nightmare.. (I love it.) ..which would explain the dog's good looks.


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ugh ... so my face hurts, i've got a mean case of BBV ... and my man's week has started out crappy frown

NEED JOKES!!!
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toothpickmoe:
One morning a man awakens with a small bump growing out of his forehead. He rubs it, worries, then gets on with his day.

The next day it is still there, and even bigger. Concerned, he heads to the doctor to see what's going on.

After a battery of tests, the doctor brings the man the bad news

"Well, sir, it appears that you have a penis growing out of your forehead."

"What?!" the man cries. "You mean every morning I'll have to wake up and see a penis growing out of my head?"

"No," the doc says

"No? What do you mean no?"

"You won't be able to see it because your balls will be hanging down in your eyes."

Thank you, thank you.
daghost:
How do you get a nun pregnant?

Dress her like an altar boy.



Hope you are feeling better.
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tu tienes mi corazon .... y te quiero mucho ... mas que sabes
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mankski:
Whats up buddy I finally paid my internet bill, thought Id drop a line.
quasi_sean:
don't think that testimonial slipped by me....grrr....
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killgannon:
yo yo yo yo yo yo ah yo
mamabunny:
yo siempre digo truca haha.

esta es que yo apprendi.

Spanglish!

chips=chipas
etc etc