older brothers are fucking awesome for advice.
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and now some interesting facts:
For those of us who watch what we eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies:
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat...
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and now some interesting facts:
For those of us who watch what we eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies:
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat...
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back to the self loathing.
must be inherent to pandas.
and apparently, i'm the biggest, most heartless bitch to walk the earth.
just thought i should warn everyone.
must be inherent to pandas.
and apparently, i'm the biggest, most heartless bitch to walk the earth.
just thought i should warn everyone.
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vapor2020:
Thanks, you could always do it to other peoples kids. As long as they don';t know it was you.
thejuanupsman:
There is no way you are the biggest, most heartless bitch to walk the earth. I know her. I like to call her MOM. well actually i like to call her a lot of other stuff. And i wish I could call someone else mom. But that is another story. I never thanked you for the compliment about my daughter. I appreciate it. It always amazes me that she looks so much like me and yet she is a Beauty and I am a Beast.
No self loathing. Loath other people. It works out much better and frankly most of them deserve it. Heh ok I am trying but frankly I hate most of the world right now too. Hope you feel better soon.
No self loathing. Loath other people. It works out much better and frankly most of them deserve it. Heh ok I am trying but frankly I hate most of the world right now too. Hope you feel better soon.
who'll come visit me in jail when i kill this stupid fucking receptionist that works at my company?
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scarredangel:
Isn't "that stupid fucking receptionist" like you boss' mom or something like that? Might not be in your best interests to off her just yet... 
rockstarinc:
I will put the file in the cake for you. 
Sensitive men do exist
A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, and they end up leaving together. They get back to his apartment and she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears.
Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little...
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A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, and they end up leaving together. They get back to his apartment and she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears.
Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little...
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sevenmag:
I could be yer uncle daddy.
sevenmag:
wow, we are sick bastards
ahhhh .... coffee, cloves, a little SG ... what a way to wake up 
the only thing that could make it better would be a beach .... i love the beach .... i miss the beach
my mom's back home for the next week. she's been gone a week. i really miss her.
isn't it weird how you can be "all grown up" and still...
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the only thing that could make it better would be a beach .... i love the beach .... i miss the beach
my mom's back home for the next week. she's been gone a week. i really miss her.
isn't it weird how you can be "all grown up" and still...
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emily_m:
I have to wiat until January because I still have 4 or 5 healing piercings. By January, most of them should be healed. I just don't want to overdo it.
daghost:
I was not really ready for my Masters and I am now prepared to venture in less prosperous but more intellectually satisfying areas. So, yes and no
aahhhhhh ..... new piercings are fun
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sevenmag:
the caak is sporting a solid gold 6g. Ampallang..(horizontal bar through the head)....fun for the whole family
sevenmag:
my friend has a custom jewelry store, she made all my stuff.......it just looks cool i guess.
i'll probably be gone for a few days.
i'll see everyone when i get back.
i'll see everyone when i get back.
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odette:
HOLY SHIT!!! you have the secret of roan inish as a favorite movie!
friends who know and love this movie are the greatest. this movie left me feeling like anything can happen. it was so beautiful!!!
oh, also check out Stella Shorts. its a bunch of skit comedy put together but Mike Showalter, Mike Ian Black (both from the state), and david wain. its the shizznittle!!!!! they have a tour and a dvd you can buy. the dvd is out of control!!
friends who know and love this movie are the greatest. this movie left me feeling like anything can happen. it was so beautiful!!!
oh, also check out Stella Shorts. its a bunch of skit comedy put together but Mike Showalter, Mike Ian Black (both from the state), and david wain. its the shizznittle!!!!! they have a tour and a dvd you can buy. the dvd is out of control!!
odette:
she really is soooo cute. my sisters best friend when she was like 7 looked just like her. it was eerie.
you are most welcome!
you are most welcome!
For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how true this is. They actually have a Chili cook-off about the time the rodeo comes to town. It makes up a major portion of the parking lot at the Astrodome. The notes are from an inexperienced chili taster named Frank, who was visiting Texas from the East Coast:
Frank: "Recently, I was honored...
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Frank: "Recently, I was honored...
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emily_m:
Hahaha, yay for chili! I love spicy things, and usually people are like OMG TOO HOT!
inabsentia:
I mainly puked rather than getting laid...good choice?
I mainly puked rather than getting laid...good choice?
did you know that if you're late to an oral surgery appointment the doctor won't do the procedure?
did you know there's no mandatory retirement age for oral surgeons?
did you know they give you nice pain killers until you get the procedure done?
ahhhh .... me likey the pain meds
did you know there's no mandatory retirement age for oral surgeons?
did you know they give you nice pain killers until you get the procedure done?
ahhhh .... me likey the pain meds
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daghost:
Wait, I am blonde.
You pickin a fight?
I might like a fight
You pickin a fight?
I might like a fight
toothpickmoe:
Mmmm. . .pain. . .meds. . .
godmotherfuckingdammit
i so hate myself
why do i have to have emotions???
why can't i be like Data on StarTrek?
i so hate myself
why do i have to have emotions???
why can't i be like Data on StarTrek?
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dragonmatrix23:
Emotions are what make us human. Our passions, our joys, our sorrows. Enjoy them, for they remind us that our souls are not lost to the banality of life.
Or in other words:
Life sucks, that doesn't mean you can't enjoy it.
I've been there, wondering if I died who would actually come to my funeral. It's a nasty place to be.
You have my didgets, use them if you want someone to talk to.
DM
Or in other words:
Life sucks, that doesn't mean you can't enjoy it.
I've been there, wondering if I died who would actually come to my funeral. It's a nasty place to be.
You have my didgets, use them if you want someone to talk to.
DM
scarredangel:
Hope all went well with your face today! Miss you, and i'll talk to you later!
IT matters not to me, but if it ever occurs to you to say something you can tell her Larry Warners's son Michael says hello. IT might bring attention to the fact that you were talking about her...and even if you "don't care"...you might care in the bigger job picture. She likes me so it would be well recived in that regard. Still it doesn't really matter to me if you do. This one wouldn't be fun like telling Danni.
ON ANOTHER NOTE THOUGH: Maybe you being seen as a friend of mine might give her reason to be nice to you and show a little favoritism. You get more bees with honey yo!!! Do me a favor though..and tell her you met me throught a music web site and not porn if you mention me at all. THat woudl dig us both a deeper hole.