pandamonium

A boy was sitting in the park on one of the benches eating candy bar, after candy bar. A man across the way saw him and went up to the boy and said, "You know, eating all that candy isnt good for you, it will make you fat, rot your teeth, and when you are older it will make you break out" The boy said, "Sir, did you know my grandfather is 98 years old?" The man said" I bet he didnt get that way eating all those candy bars, did he" the boy replied "No, he got that way by minding his own fucking buisness"


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