*rare update time*

well freaks and geeks, i'm finally crawling my way out of the debt canyon.

and now i'm sick. i feel like someone has inserted lit matches into my nasal cavities and placed my brain on the Tilt-a-Whirl. i fucking hate sinuses. wonder if i can have mine removed

so i'm going home next week. it's been close to a year since the last visit. i'll be attending my felonious cousin's sentence hearing, my grandmother's doctor's appointment .... and ... (drum roll) .... getting my har did this last thing i'm pretty fucking excited about. there will be pics, i assure you.

and i have found you addicts some funny. my twisted sense of humor shines through. you freaks

for the average consumer:


don't worry, it'll stay between the two of you:


please children, practice safe sex:


you know you're laughing right now. it's okay, we all know you're sick.


and to all of my friends who faithfully leave comments on my journal, i sincerely love you all. i am a shitty panda for not responding, but i'm going to sit on the computer one of these nights and comment bomb all of you.