okay, i know i deserve a spanking for being away for so long.
my new job is kicking my ass like i stole something ... it's been over a year since i last worked as a server
and a large portion of my free time has been spent with the twig-weilding monkey
.... so far it's been lots of fun ... but my crazy is still in hibernation .... lucky for him 
my Momma was even pouting about not having seen me in a few days.
i had no idea so many people care *sniffle*
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The little boy comes home from school and asks his mom, "Where do babies come from?" Not wanting to get into the discussion of sex at such an early time she replies, "From the stork of course!" The little guy thinks for a few seconds and then asks, "But mom, who fucks the stork?"
my new job is kicking my ass like i stole something ... it's been over a year since i last worked as a server
and a large portion of my free time has been spent with the twig-weilding monkey
.... so far it's been lots of fun ... but my crazy is still in hibernation .... lucky for him
my Momma was even pouting about not having seen me in a few days.
i had no idea so many people care *sniffle*
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The little boy comes home from school and asks his mom, "Where do babies come from?" Not wanting to get into the discussion of sex at such an early time she replies, "From the stork of course!" The little guy thinks for a few seconds and then asks, "But mom, who fucks the stork?"
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spanking = better