okay, so since lifter77 doesn't appreciate my funny, here's a real update.
so i was supposed to go to Mister Idjiit's 30th birthday party, but had the pleasure of a shitton of work being dumped on my desk Friday afternoon. so yes, this panda was working most of the weekend.
and my mom was sick, but is getting better so that's good.
my brother and sister-in-law went gambling over the weekend and came back with more $$, so that's good.
ummmmmm ..........
that's about it, with some drinking thrown in there.
pretty fucking boring, huh?
oh, i did come into work this morning to a gift, which was nice. it wasn't even a Christmas gift, it was just a small "thank you" gift. those are the best
and here's some funny .... because i just can't help myself
Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street when he sees a building on fire. A lady is standing on a third story ledge holding her pet cat in her arms.
"Hey, lady," yells Larry, "Throw me the cat."
"No," she cries, "It's too far."
"I play football, I can catch him."
The smoke is pouring from the windows, and finally, the woman waves to Larry, kisses her cat goodbye, and tosses it down to the street.
Larry keeps his eye on the cat as it comes hurtling down toward him. The feline bounces off an awning and Larry runs into the street to catch it. He jumps six feet into the air and makes a spectacular one handed catch. The crowd that has gathered to watch the fire breaks into cheers.
Larry does a little dance, lifts the cat above his head, wiggles his knees back and forth, then spikes the cat into the pavement.
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A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into the coke machine at a large Vegas casino. She kept punching the buttons only to have happen what you'd expect. Cans of soda popped out, one after the other, and change too!
After a while, she ran out of dollar bills so went and got more. Back at it she went, blocking the way to the other vending machines with the mounting pile of soda. All kinds. It didn't seem to matter to the young lady.
People were starting to gather, seeing this beautiful woman enthusiastically plugging money in like it was fun. The people were gathering more though waiting their turn at the machines.
After watching a while, someone asked from the rear of the group, "Hey, how much soda does one blonde need?"
"Hey back off, buddy," she retorts, "can't you see I'm winning here?"
so i was supposed to go to Mister Idjiit's 30th birthday party, but had the pleasure of a shitton of work being dumped on my desk Friday afternoon. so yes, this panda was working most of the weekend.
and my mom was sick, but is getting better so that's good.
my brother and sister-in-law went gambling over the weekend and came back with more $$, so that's good.
ummmmmm ..........
that's about it, with some drinking thrown in there.
pretty fucking boring, huh?
oh, i did come into work this morning to a gift, which was nice. it wasn't even a Christmas gift, it was just a small "thank you" gift. those are the best
and here's some funny .... because i just can't help myself
Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street when he sees a building on fire. A lady is standing on a third story ledge holding her pet cat in her arms.
"Hey, lady," yells Larry, "Throw me the cat."
"No," she cries, "It's too far."
"I play football, I can catch him."
The smoke is pouring from the windows, and finally, the woman waves to Larry, kisses her cat goodbye, and tosses it down to the street.
Larry keeps his eye on the cat as it comes hurtling down toward him. The feline bounces off an awning and Larry runs into the street to catch it. He jumps six feet into the air and makes a spectacular one handed catch. The crowd that has gathered to watch the fire breaks into cheers.
Larry does a little dance, lifts the cat above his head, wiggles his knees back and forth, then spikes the cat into the pavement.
***********************
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into the coke machine at a large Vegas casino. She kept punching the buttons only to have happen what you'd expect. Cans of soda popped out, one after the other, and change too!
After a while, she ran out of dollar bills so went and got more. Back at it she went, blocking the way to the other vending machines with the mounting pile of soda. All kinds. It didn't seem to matter to the young lady.
People were starting to gather, seeing this beautiful woman enthusiastically plugging money in like it was fun. The people were gathering more though waiting their turn at the machines.
After watching a while, someone asked from the rear of the group, "Hey, how much soda does one blonde need?"
"Hey back off, buddy," she retorts, "can't you see I'm winning here?"
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