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pandamonium

the bamboo forests of China.

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Tuesday Dec 07, 2004

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Bad: You can't find your vibrator. Worse: Your daughter "borrowed" it.

Bad: You find a porn movie in your son's room. Worse: You're in it.

Bad: Your children are sexually active. Worse: With each other.

Bad: Your husband's a cross dresser. Worse: He looks better than you.

Bad: Your son's involved in Satanism. Worse: As a sacrifice.

Bad: Your wife's arrested for soliciting. Worse: She implicates you.

Good: Hot outdoor sex. Bad: You're arrested. Worse: By your husband.

Good: The postman's early. Bad: He's wearing camo and has an AK-47.

Good: The teacher likes your son. Bad: Sexually. Worse: He's gay.

Good: You came home for a quickie. Bad: So did the postman.

Good: You go to see a strip show. Bad: Your daughter's the headliner. Worse: She turns you on.

Good: Your boyfriend's exercising. Bad: So he'll fit into your clothes.

Good: Your child's "waiting for Mr. Right". Bad: Your son, that is.

Good: Your daughter's on the Pill. Bad: She's eleven.

Good: Your neighbor exercises in the nude. Bad: He weighs 350 pounds.

Good: Your son's doing extra credit work. Bad: Making a sex ed video.

Good: Your wife meets you at the door nude. Bad: She's on her way in. Worse: there's a big group of guys behind her.

Good: Your wife's kinky. Bad: With the neighbors. Worse: All of them.



biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin GOOD NEWS UPDATE biggrin biggrin biggrin

so i just had my year review at work ... i got a 7% raise and a $750 Christmas bonus.

biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin
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ring:
i love your posts... congrats on the raise! Hope the throat is feeling better. I think my left ear has finally stopped ringing.. right ear is still a bit there yet.
Dec 7, 2004
daghost:
You always make me smile, crazy ass posts
Dec 7, 2004

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