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pandamonium

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Tuesday Nov 23, 2004

Nov 22, 2004
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damn, i was wasted last night. shocked

i just went through all my comments that i made .... thank jeebus none of them were embarrassing blush

funny how you can drink some nights and be really happy then some nights you get drunk and some small thought triggers all kinds of shit.

whatever

thanks for everybody's concern. kiss

*******************************************************

Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with the bravado for which cowboys are famous. A night of tall tales begins.
The first says, "I must be the meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral and gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground, by the horns, with my bare hands."
The second can't stand to be bested. "Why that's nothing. I was walking down the trail yesterday and a fifteen foot rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that snake with my bare hands, bit its head off, and sucked the venom down in one gulp. And I'm still here
today."
The third cowboy remained silent, slowly stirring the coals with his penis.

*******************************************************
Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gathered around him. Suddenly the aroma of chopped liver filled the room.

Sam perked up a bit and said to his wife, "That's it, one last time before I die I must have some of your delicious chopped liver."

Sam's wife looked at him sadly and said, "Sorry Sam, it's for after."


VIEW 25 of 42 COMMENTS
mrstitches:
Too late, I'm crazy angry.
mad
Nov 28, 2004
jumpstreet:
Thanks for the birthday wishes sexy . . . tell me more about your girl-smooching and we'll call it my birthday present.
Heheheh.

B
wink
Dec 9, 2004

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