pandamonium

One morning a man awakens with a small bump growing out of his forehead. He rubs it, worries, then gets on with his day.

The next day it is still there, and even bigger. Concerned, he heads to the doctor to see what's going on.

After a battery of tests, the doctor brings the man the bad news

"Well, sir, it appears that you have a penis growing out of your forehead."

"What?!" the man cries. "You mean every morning I'll have to wake up and see a penis growing out of my head?"

"No," the doc says

"No? What do you mean no?"

"You won't be able to see it because your balls will be hanging down in your eyes."

Thank you, thank you.

How do you get a nun pregnant?

Dress her like an altar boy.



Hope you are feeling better.