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Tuesday Sep 21, 2004

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Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.

Lady 1: What's that?

Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.

Lady 1: Where did you get it?

Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand she prefers.

"Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel."


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dragonmatrix23:
Oh, your ass is **NOT** fat. Very yummy actually. love
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Sep 21, 2004
toothpickmoe:
S'funny (peculiar not haha), but that humbling moment stuck with me a long time. I avoided responsibility for years because I was afraid I would "drop the drinks and dogs" as it were.
Some of your pics are frickin' hi-to-the-larious. biggrin
Sep 21, 2004

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