pandamonium

There was once a man and woman who had been married for more than 60 years. They talked about everything. They kept no secrets from each other except that the old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about. For all these years he had never thought about the box, but one day the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would not recover. In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took down the shoebox and took it to his wife's bedside. She agreed that it was time he should know what was in the box.
When he opened it, he found 2 crocheted doilies and a stack of money totaling $25,000. He asked her about the contents. "When we were married," she said, "my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was to never argue. She told me that if I ever got angry with you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a doily. The little old man was so moved, he had to fight back tears. Only two precious doilies were in the box. She had only been angry with him 2 times in all those years of living and loving. He almost burst with happiness.

"Honey", he said, "that explains the doilies, but what about all this money? Where did it come from?

"Oh," she said, "that's the money I made from selling the doilies."
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