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Wednesday Sep 01, 2004

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my new roommate has totally made my week ... were it not for a visit at the end of this month from the cutest turdboi ever, she'd have made my whole month.

we're in her kitchen, i'm mixing the cookie dough (yes, chocolate chip cookies from scratch ... panda knows how to bake shocked) and i begin telling her about a piercing i've been considering. i think i'll be having my hood pierced within the next 6 weeks or so ... and she asked where that was exactly. so i'm describing the area to her and she has a look of confusion on her face.

"you're getting a piercing by your butt hole??"

"um, no, dear. it's close to your pee-hole"

"so it's in between your *hole* and your butt hole??"

"no. in between your *pee* hole and your *other* hole"

"you mean i have three holes?"

"uh huhhhh .... how many holes did you think you had??"

"two"

"so where did you think you peed from??"

"the same *hole* that ... you know..."

so i'm totally shocked. and to give you even more of a mental image, i was done with the mixer and she's licking the cookie dough off the beaters at this point, one beater in each hand with bits of dough on her face. then her mom comes in from the back porch

"MOM!!! did you know we have THREE holes?!?"

"We, who?"

"GIRLS!!"

"Well, yes, dear. what did you think?"

so her mom was just as shocked as i was. and it gets better. my roommate then went up to her bathroom, got a mirror, and LOOKED. eeek

"EEWWW!! GROSS!!! How do guys LIKE that???"

*sigh* there are no words. confused
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serenity_star:
thanks for the birthday wishes! smile
Sep 1, 2004
sacredlion:
Unsurprisingly, the dilettante is in a hightened state of distraction, brought on by a myriad of creative opportunities all competing for his attention. When pressed on the issue however, he would begrudgingly admit to having it no other way.

Yet of all these distractions, few are as flattering to the dilettante as the idle conceit that a certain Panda has spared a precious moment to inquire after him.

It sounds as though you've had an enligtening experience yourself recently. It sounds as though your roommate is in for a long-overdue education smile

Take care,

SacredLion
Sep 1, 2004

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