pandamonium

my new roommate has totally made my week ... were it not for a visit at the end of this month from the cutest turdboi ever, she'd have made my whole month.

we're in her kitchen, i'm mixing the cookie dough (yes, chocolate chip cookies from scratch ... panda knows how to bake ) and i begin telling her about a piercing i've been considering. i think i'll be having my hood pierced within the next 6 weeks or so ... and she asked where that was exactly. so i'm describing the area to her and she has a look of confusion on her face.

"you're getting a piercing by your butt hole??"

"um, no, dear. it's close to your pee-hole"

"so it's in between your *hole* and your butt hole??"

"no. in between your *pee* hole and your *other* hole"

"you mean i have three holes?"

"uh huhhhh .... how many holes did you think you had??"

"two"

"so where did you think you peed from??"

"the same *hole* that ... you know..."

so i'm totally shocked. and to give you even more of a mental image, i was done with the mixer and she's licking the cookie dough off the beaters at this point, one beater in each hand with bits of dough on her face. then her mom comes in from the back porch

"MOM!!! did you know we have THREE holes?!?"

"We, who?"

"GIRLS!!"

"Well, yes, dear. what did you think?"

so her mom was just as shocked as i was. and it gets better. my roommate then went up to her bathroom, got a mirror, and LOOKED.

"EEWWW!! GROSS!!! How do guys LIKE that???"

*sigh* there are no words.