15 things to do at Wal*Mart
Here are 15 things that a man (with a sense of humor) can do at Wal-Mart while his wife is taking her sweet time shopping:
(#s 10 and 13 made this panda giggle out loud)
1. Get 20 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest-rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: 'Code 3 in Housewares' . . and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay-away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department -- and tell other shoppers you're sleeping over; invite them in if they will bring pillows from the Bedding Department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the Hunting Department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."
12. In the Auto Department, practice your "Madonna look" using different sized funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse through, say: PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO!...It's those voices again!!!"
And last but not least:
15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while . . .
then yell loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here!"
Here are 15 things that a man (with a sense of humor) can do at Wal-Mart while his wife is taking her sweet time shopping:
(#s 10 and 13 made this panda giggle out loud)
1. Get 20 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest-rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: 'Code 3 in Housewares' . . and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay-away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department -- and tell other shoppers you're sleeping over; invite them in if they will bring pillows from the Bedding Department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the Hunting Department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."
12. In the Auto Department, practice your "Madonna look" using different sized funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse through, say: PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO!...It's those voices again!!!"
And last but not least:
15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while . . .
then yell loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here!"
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pr3vert:
failure is a nice way to pass the time.
salamander_pie:
you said you didn't use condoms....
you said you didn't use condoms....