pandamonium

so i'm finally moved.

fucking YAY!!!

some of you were aware of my living situation and some weren't. basically my (now ex-) roommate was a dildo-licker who would come home and take out his aggression on yours truly ... it was only physical once, but in this panda's opinion, that's one too many fucking times. sooooo .....

i am now living with my friend who's practically a baby (she's 17). she's incredibly innocent and since she has such a great heart, my normal inclination to squash such innocence is dancing a 360 degree waltz right now and i'm protecting as much of her presciouness as possible. although i have taught her how to burp. and how to not take life so seriously and be so proper all the damn time.

but being the softy i am, tonight i'm baking her homemade chocolate chip cookies. (yeah, fucking awwwww)

on a downside, i lost my baby this weekend. not any living creature, rather my Jeep that i loved dearly. a very select few of you were aware of that situation. since it's 100% my fault, i have no one to blame save myself and i'm doing some serious soul-asskicking and probably will be for a while.

i'm one dumb fucking panda, that's for sure.

other than that, life is good, by which i mean i'm not currently harboring any homicidal or suicidal urges. now let's see how long that will last. it is Monday.