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The Test

My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year when we decided to
get married. My parents helped us in every way, and my friends
encouraged me. My girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me. That one thing was her younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight
miniskirts, and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me, and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be
deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day little sister calls and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me
that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me
that she could not overcome and did not really want to overcome. She
told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got
married and committed my life to her sister.

I was in total shock and could not say a word. She said, "I'm going
upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top, she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front
door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house and walked straight toward my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We could not ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!"


The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.



VIEW 14 of 14 COMMENTS
hare:
im hungry for some panda love...
Aug 22, 2004
aerosolinvasion:
unfortunatly yes, they are sending my pale ass to the desert. i will be there for a little over a year, but when i get back, ill only have about a year left in the army, so i can't complain too much. plus i get paid a whole lot extra while i am over there.
Aug 23, 2004

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