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pandamonium

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Monday Jul 12, 2004

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my friend Josh tells me -

On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair,
drinking beer and watching my girlfriend mow the lawn.
The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged at
this, that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be
hung." I took a drink from my can of Coors Light, wiped the
cold foam from my lips,lifted my darkened Ray Bans and stared
directly at this nosey neighbor and then calmly replied...
"I am, that's why she cuts the grass."
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pandamonium:
ah, my friend didn't actually say that. had i put that in there without the introduction, it might've confused some people. hay fever is a perfectly good reason for kitschy to cut the grass. i'm sure she's adorable all sweaty and covered in grass clippings. wink
Jul 12, 2004
drakester:
LOL, still works as a joke. Me, I get hay fever ... but I still cut the grass. Then go and sneeze in the shower for an hour.

'she's adorable all sweaty and covered in grass clippings' rrrowr miao!!

ARRR!!!
Jul 12, 2004

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